Food is more important to me than air

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Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Cat & rat

Once day a cat saw a rat bigger than it but it did not attack the animal.Another cat who was witnessing its friend cried: ''Oh you moron.It was an excellent opportunity for great food.Why did you let it escape?'' ''You see my father said never to mess up with anything bigger than you.It can engulf... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, May 13, 2016

Chronic alcoholic

A chronic alcoholic was referred to the psychologist by the psychiatrist: ''Why do you drink excessively?'' ''Because I have numerous problems'' he replied ''Why so many problems?'' asked the psychologist ''Because I drink alcohol'' answered the patient ''So, cease drinking'' advised the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, May 12, 2016

Bicycle accident

While crossing the road Jonathan collided against a bicycle. A policeman who witnessed the accident came immediately and questioned: '' Do you have any serious injuries that require treatment?'' ''It' s OK but only one thing is troubling me.'' replied Jonathan ''Tell me what's on your mind?'' asked... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Jesus and Juda

In a psychiatric hospital a doctor was examining a patient'' ''What's your name?'' ''I'm Jesus'' he replied '' Be careful.You might be crucified sooner or later'' warned the psychiatrist ''Oh! You are Juda'' exclaimed the lunatic Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, May 6, 2016

Big mouth

''Is it true that I have a big mouth father?'' asked little Ted ''Of course no my angel. I see it's very small but why do you use such a big pail to drink your soup?''questioned dad ''Just because it is served in a cauldron'' replied Ted Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, May 5, 2016

The lock

Akshay bought a lock from the hardware shop at a promotional price.But when he opened the box at home there were no keys.Immediately he returned to the shop: '' I bought this lock here but there are no keys inside'' he told the assistant ''Of course you won't get it '' replied the assistant... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 3, 2016

Driving permit

Father asks her daughter who has just passed her driving test: ''So, did you drive well?'' ''How come? Didn't the examiner tell you anything?''added dad ''Nothing at all'' she replied ''It's strange'' remarked her father '' How can he when he's resting in the graveyard?'' she explianed Sign in to see full entry.

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The Arab and the camel

With the sudden onset of the night an Arab who was travelling on his camel in the desert had no other alternative than to set up his tent on the sand.As there was not enough room inside the camel slept outside. At a certain time the camel was feeling cold: '' Let me put just my nose inside.It's so... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, May 2, 2016

The doctor and the tobacco seller

Once a tobacco seller told a doctor: ''Why do you advise people to quit smoking?'' ''Well simply because they become victims to several diseases like chest infection and cancer''replied the doctor ''OK.But you are ruining not only mine but also your business'' brought out the trader ''How?'' asked... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, April 29, 2016

Greek calendar

A customer went into a shop. Customer:''I want a Greek calendar'' Shopkeeper:''I'm afraid but I have only Roman calendars which must be converted into numerical figures'' Person'''But I know only Greek'' Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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