Food is more important to me than air

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Thursday, June 16, 2016

Free medical advice

Two men are conversing in a pub: One says to the other: ''I think people should leave their windows open at night to breathe in fresh air'' ''You are right.Are you a doctor?'' asked the other ''No burglar'' he replied Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Changing the baby

A mother tells her daughter: ''Stella, plese help me to change your little brother'' ''Why? If he's already worn out buy a new one'' replied Stella Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Butterfly

While she was in the kitchen Julia cried: '' Robert your breakfast is ready'' ''What 's there for breakfast mom?''asked Robert ''Bread and butter''said his mother ''Oh! no, I can't eat that'' protested Robert ''Why?It's a good diet my son'' she pointed out ''Because there is a fly in the butter''he... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, June 13, 2016

Dates

During a geography the teacher puts a question: ''Where do dates grow?'' Katy raises his finger: ''I know. on the calendars!'' ''Do you have a Greek calendar?'' ''For what Sir?'' asked Katy '' You will find the dates there'' replied the teacher Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, June 12, 2016

Home sweet home

Shaun's auntie came to stay a few days at his place. After a few hours he asked: ''Auntie when will you go home?'' ''Why my boy?I've just come'' she retorted ''Because I've read about' Home sweet home' in my book'' answered the kid Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, June 9, 2016

Watchdogs

In a country the rate of thefts was increasing alarmingly. The commissioner of Police preconised the use of watchdogs as an appropriate solution. Now many dog breeders were selling different types of watchdogs at rebate prices.A buyer was interested: '' Is this animal an efficient watchdog?'' ''Of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Moon- landers

Two astronauts landed on the moon for the first time.One of them immediately went out and touched the soil: ''What's the matter?Why are you so excited?''inquired the other moon-lander. '' I always thought that the moon was made of green cheese'' replied the first one ''Oh! Now I understand why you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, June 6, 2016

Question time

A little boy asks his father: ''Father what's zoology?'' ''Oh! I don't know my son'' ''Dad what's anthropology?'' ''I don't know my son'' ''Father what's psychology?'' ''I don't know my son'' ''Father what's gerontology?'' ''I don't know my son?'' ''Father are you my dad?'' ''I don't know my son'' Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, June 4, 2016

Epitaph

After having buried her husband Brenda requested to write this epitaph: ''My dear husband may your soul rest in peace'' At night when Brenda was sleeping she heard her husband's voice: ''How can I be at peace when I'm alone in this gloom and you are in good company?'' Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, June 3, 2016

World map

Teacher:''Ted can you tell the class some rivers, lakes and seas which you have come across on the world map?'' Ted:'' Yes Sir but I can't retain them in my memory'' 'Teacher:'' Why?Is your memory failing at such a tender age?'' Ted: " No Sir, because I did not see a single drop of water on the... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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