Food is more important to me than air

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Thursday, April 28, 2016

A sick pupil

One morning Ned does not want to go to school.He takes the phone and calls the director: ''Good morning Sir.Ned will not come to school today, he's very ill'' ''But who's calling?''asked the director ''Well, it's my father!''he answered ''I just met your father on the road'' said the director Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Capital of Hungary

A litle girl tells her mother: ''Why don't the European Union decide henceforth that Vienna becomes the capital of Hungary?'' ''Oh! How this change be useful?''asked mom ''So that I get good marks in my oral geography'' whispered the little girl Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Stomach irrigation

A patient goes to see a physician: ''Yes, what's the problem''asked the doctor ''I feel a burning sensation in my stomach'' he explained ''I'm referring you to the Irrigation Authority'' said the physician ''But how will it cure me?''questioned the patient ''You need a cold water stomach... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, April 25, 2016

The map

During a press conference the Prime Minister of Mauritius was boasting himself: ''I have spared no effort to put Mauritius on the world map'' ''Excuse me Sir. But I 've read from the Internet that it was Alberto Cantino who first designed it to be included in the world map'' ''Of course. But he was... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 21, 2016

Publisher v/s Writer

A publisher and a writer are discussing about the revenues which they get after the publication of a literary work; Writer:'' It's a gross injustice towards the writers'' Publisher:''What do you mean?'' Writer:''The writer exploits his brain to create a book but at the end it's the publisher who... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Thinner

An obese woman entered into a pharmacy: ''I want a thinner please'' ''Sorry?.''asked the dispenser ''Thinner ''she repeated ''Well I don't know if we have it madam.Please wait I'll ask the pharmacist'' he replied After a few minutes he returned accompanied by another person ''Yes ma'am.My I help... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, April 11, 2016

Eyeglasses

Albert reaches home from school with his report: ''Show me your report my son'' ordered his father ''Walt a minute.I''ll bring you glasses''replied Albert. Now he brought a pair of glasses for long sightedness. Seeing 90 instead of sixty in all subjects his father was delighted. '' Congratulations... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, April 10, 2016

What a gift?

As her anniversary was approaching very fast Mirella asked her husband: ''Darling what are you going to offer me for my birthday?'' ''Do you see that Ferrari over there?'' he questioned ''Well that's magnificent'' exclaimed Mirella ''Your pull will be of the same colour'pointed out her husband Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, April 9, 2016

Physical exercises

A man has been practising the same physical exercises for many years.One day his wife suggested: ''Why don't you reprogramme your keep fit exercises?'' ''That sounds a good idea.But first of all what about changing the wife?''he retorted Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 7, 2016

Day/night shift

Alex worked in a public hospital as nurse.Very often he had to work on both day and night shift due to shortage of staff.He used separate items for every shift:a pen for the day and another one for the night, a bag for the day and another one for the night, a pair of shoes for day and another one... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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