Food is more important to me than air

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Thursday, June 2, 2016

Moonlight

Two blondes are looking at the stars: ''Do you think there is electricity on the moon?'' asked the first one ''Of course. If it is not so then how does the moon shine?''replied the other one ''But who pays the bill?'' continued her friend ''Definitely the US government'' vociferated her interlocutor Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Taxi service

A passenger who just landed at the airport is looking for a taxi: ''How much do you charge to go to the hotel?'' ''20 dollars for you, 20 for your wife, children and luggage are free'' replied the taxi man ''Well, take the children and luggage with you. I am coming by bus with my wife'' explained... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, May 28, 2016

Drawings on the butter

At the restaurant the client calls the boy: ''Tell me, these drawings on the butter are very beautiful but look there is a hair in it'' ''Oh! it's not surprising. I made them with my comb'' ''Ok. taste it for me'' exclaimed the client Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, May 27, 2016

Be patient

The Prime minister of a country promised to create 5000 jogs every year during the electoral campaign.Effectively his party won the elections but after a year very little employment was realised.During a public meeting he exclaimed: ''I appeal to your patience.When you plant a fruit tree it takes... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, May 26, 2016

Diving or swimming

In a psychiatric hospital the patients sre diving in an empty swimming pool.A doctor who saw the patients arrives just in time to prevent them.But on seeing one patient aloof from the group he interrogates ''You appear a little better.Why don't you go with them?'' ''How can I dive when I don't know... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, May 25, 2016

What a winter

During full winter in a hotel without heater an old client asks for his bill" ''Aren't you fine here?'' questions the owner ''No. I've heard even my dentures shivering in the glass during the entire night'' he replied Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, May 23, 2016

Mother's Day

On the occasion of Mother's Day Jay and his father decided to buy a special gift for mother.On entering a shop the seller proposed: ''My son if you really like your mom offer her this washing machine as gift'' '' I love my mother so much that instead of gifting a washing machine I can wash the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, May 22, 2016

Poor arithmetic

A 5 year kid has very bad score in mathematics.His father asks him: '' You have six bananas, you add one more how many bananas do you have?'' ''Zero'' replied the tot. ''How is it zero? You are poor in arithmetic'' remarked dad '' I want to eat a banana but I can't find any of them'' said the lad Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, May 21, 2016

Space competition

The Italian minister of Energy & Science told his advisors: ''The Americans think that they are the best because they have set foot on the moon. I propose that we land on the sun'' ''But Sir, we''ll all get burnt'' an advisor protested 'But we must enter this space competition at any cost ''replied... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, May 19, 2016

Sugar substitute

As it was very cold Julian stepped into a restaurant and ordered: ''Waiter bring me a hot coffee please'' ''With or without sugar?'' asked the waiter ''Of course with sugar'' specified Julian After a few minutes Julian was served.As he put the cup near his mouth he noticed an ant inside the coffee:... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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