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Monday, April 4, 2016

Return of Jesus

A new patient is being admitted at the psychiatric hospital.He's struggling and shouting: ''Leave me alone.Don't do this to me.I'm Jesus, the son of God.He has sent me Himself'' Another patient who was in the vicinity vociferated: ''You impostor. How can Jesus be back when he's still on the cross?''... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, April 1, 2016

Theft at the supermarket

''Boss boss there is a theft at the supermarket.100 boxes of cigarettes are missing''brought out the employee ''Well, do you have any doubts?''inquires the boss '' I have heard some youngsters in the vicinity coughing'' replied the worker ''Perhaps it's their first experience'' concluded the boss Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Alarm

Suzy reached the office late.Her boss was furious: ''Why are you late Suzy?'' ''I woke up late because my alarm did not ring''she answered ''You must have forgot to set the time''thought the boss ''No it was on sick leave'' she replied '' It's better to take it to the speech therapist'' he suggested Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 27, 2016

The English course

During the English course the teacher tells the pupils to write an essay using the words green, yellow and pink. The following day she questions the pupils beginning with our little friend Rex: ''Rex read your essay to the class please'' Rex: ''Yesterday the phone rang > ''I replied Yellow!'' ''And... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 25, 2016

Constipation

One day when she was on duty a patient complained to the nurse: '' Ma'am can you give a medication for constipation? The nurse gave him some tablets.The next day he was still constipated: ''Here's a suppository. It will definitely relieve you'' she exclaimed But the patient was still complaining.Now... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 24, 2016

Dog bite

A man goes to see his neighbour: ''Sorry to disturb you.Your dog has bitten my daughter thrice'' ''Oh! Just too bad! Would you like a damage?''asked the neighbour ''No, maybe it's hungry.I've brought dog food for it'' the man replied Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 23, 2016

The tap and the pipe

Here 'a dialogue between the tap and the pipe: Pipe:''Why do you always cry when somebody turns your head?'' Tap:''Because I'm often full of tears'. What about you? You are always wet'' Pipe:'' It's because of your tears.Don't forget I'm your supplier'' Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 21, 2016

The crescent

Tino goes to the bakery: ''Buy two crescents and get the third one free'' proposed the assistant. ''OK.I want only the fourth one'' said Tino Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 17, 2016

The race

A hare and rabbit were discussing about the race between a lice and an insect: ''Who will win?'' asked the rabbit ''Of course the lice'' replied the hare ''How can you say this?'' questioned the rabbit ''Because the lice is always a(head)'' pointed out the hare Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Herbal tea

At the restaurant a client ordered a cup of herbal tea.After he was served he noticed a strand of hair in the cup.Furious he shouted: ''Boy, come here.Don't you respect elementary things about hygiene here?'' '' Excuse me Sir.What's the problem?'' inquired the boy ''Look at this( pointing at the... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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