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Monday, November 12, 2018

Connubial love

Paula who is severely ill asks her husband Steeve: "Do you love me darling?"' "'O f course, sweetheart"'he replies ''How much?"' Paula continues "'Extremely"' answers Steeve "''Will you cry if I die?'' asks Paula "Yes I wll" he replies "Show how will you do it'' she tells him''' ' ' Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 8, 2018

One leg shoe

An individual who has undergone an amputation of his leg goes to the shop: "I need one shoe for the right leg" he tells the seller. "I'm sorry but shoes are sold in pairs" replies the shopkeeper. "And what's the price?''asks the fellow. "$100"says the seller. ''As require only one.I'll pay only... Sign in to see full entry.

One leg shoe

An individual who has undergone an amputation of his leg goes to the shop: "I need one shoe for the right leg" he tells the seller. "I'm sorry but shoes are sold in pairs" replies the shopkeeper. "And what's the price?''asks the fellow. "$100"says the seller. ''As require only one.I'll pay only... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 7, 2018

Road traffic accidents

In a country there is a high rate of road accidents and the statistics are increasing alarmingly.The Minister of Transports is not happy: "It's high time to set up a report on accidents" After a few months the expert submits his report: "I suggest that the government should stop the building of new... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 6, 2018

Risk allowance

Nurses working in a psychiatric hospital usually receive a risk allowance as they are in contact with mental patients.One day a patient escapes from the ward,The director convokes the nurse in charge for an explanation: "Why did you not prevent the patient from escaping?" he asks. ''Sorry Sir.We... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 5, 2018

The nails

A client goes to the hardware shop: "I need half kg of 2 inches nails please" The assistant weighs the nails and puts them in a bag leaving it on the counter. The client heads towards the cashier for payment. A few minutes later he returns to collect his commodity.But it's not there: "Where are my... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 1, 2018

Miss Universe

A ravishing young woman participates in the beauty competition of Miss Universe.After the deliberations of the jury she is proclaimed as Miss Universe: "Congratulations.Now that you have been elected what's your mission?"asks a journalist. "I intend to travel around nthe world"she repiies. "And... Sign in to see full entry.

Miss Universe

A ravishing young woman participates in the beauty competition of Miss Universe.After the deliberations of the jury she is proclaimed as Miss Universe: "Congratulations.Now that you have been elected what's your mission?"asks a journalist. "I intend to travel around nthe world"she repiies. "And... Sign in to see full entry.

Miss Universe

A ravishing young woman participates in the beauty competition of Miss Universe.After the deliberations of the jury she is proclaimed as Miss Universe: "Congratulations.Now that you have been elected what's your mission?"asks a journalist. "I intend to travel around nthe world"she repiies. "And... Sign in to see full entry.

Miss Universe

A ravishing young woman participates in the beauty competition of Miss Universe.After the deliberations of the jury she is proclaimed as Miss Universe: "Congratulations.Now that you have been elected what's your mission?"asks a journalist. "I intend to travel around nthe world"she repiies. "And... Sign in to see full entry.

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