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Tuesday, November 21, 2017

The robber

A robber who had been planning to entera big mansion belonging to a multimillionaire finally succeeded in his attempt: "Give me all you money and valuables or else I''ll send you up" he threatened the owner. "But I have only $100 in the coffer.Take it and spare my life"replied the proprietor. "It's... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 20, 2017

Housewife

Two friends Lionel and Cliff are talking about the ideal wife; "Nowadays with the increase in the cost of living it's better to marry a working woman" began Lionel. "You may be right but I prefer a housewife"refuted Cliff. "Why?You won't get any revenue from a housewife"retorted Lionel "OK.But you... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 19, 2017

Hare/heir

During a general knowledge class the teacher asked a student: "Who runs faster?A hare or heir?" "Of course, the hare "replied the student "Incorrect answer.It's the heir"replied the teacher "For what reason?"asked the pupil "Because if he's slow he can lose his share" he explained Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 18, 2017

The bell

A passenger from a rural area goes to town for the first time by train.He sat down and started to nap.After half hour he opened his eyes and glanced outside.He found that he was about to reach his destination.Immediately he searched for the bell but did not find any.Panicked, he went in front and... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 17, 2017

Will you remarry?

A man who was on his deathbed asked his wife: "Will you remarry after my death?' "Yes", replied the woman. "Won't you mourn my death?"continued the man ''No" she said " But why? he questioned "Because my future husband told me it is not necessary"answered the woman Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Five star hotel

During the summer holidays a five star hotel was offering a big deal on its prices.A holiday maker was attracted by the promotion and booked the hotel. After a few days he proceeded to the holiday resort.He asked the receptionist; "I can't see the five stars.Where are they?" "Sorry Sir. You must... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Choose your husband

During a preparatory course for marriage the presenter emphasized; "It's important for us women to choose the right husband for marriage" "Of course, on what criteria will it be based?"asked a participant. "Well, most of us start by looking at his job"', replied the presenter "OK. I can't marry a... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 13, 2017

The Musicain

During a burial ceremony a musician was playing a very melancholic music.Suddenly he heard a voice coming from the coffin: "Why are you playing such a sad note?.I'm in the company of dancers.Play rock music" Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 12, 2017

The balloon

A man who was pot bellied saw a kid blowing a balloon: "Don't put too much pressure in it.It will explode" "And what about your belly? Don't over breathe, it can burst. ",replied the tot. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 11, 2017

The Pen

A judge who had to sign the death sentence of a criminal lost his pen: "Have you seen my pen somewhere?" he asked the clerk "No Sir.Is it an expensive one?'inquired the clerk "Yes, a Parker pen"replied the judge "Don't worry, take mine"proposed the clerk "No, it's for a high proflie criminal.So, I... Sign in to see full entry.

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