The dinosaur sandwich
A client goes to the bakery: ''Do you have a dinosaur sandwich please?'' ''Oh no! I'm sorry'.The wicked dinosaur has eaten all of the bread'' replied the assistant Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, June 28, 2016
Monday, June 27, 2016
2+2+3
Two fathers and two sons go fishing.Everyone catches one fish.On returning home how many fish are there?Four you would say.No there are only three.How is it possible? There is a grandfather, a father and a son.They are three in all. Grandfather is father's father and the father is the son's father. Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, June 26, 2016
Online
Jill who had just connected on INTERNET told his girlfriend: ''Jane tomorrow switch on your i phone.I''ll be on line'' ''OK.But I hope there's no deadline about it'' After a few days she met Jill: ''Where were you Jill?.I was searching for you on line but couldn't find the line'' ''Don't... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, June 24, 2016
Eiffel Tower
A woman leaning over the Eiffel Tower asks the watchman: '' Do people often jump from up?'' ''Oh no ma'am, only once'' he replied Sign in to see full entry.
The Parcel
A postman tells a citizen: "Here's your parcel Sir.It's just come by aeroplane'' ''Liar,I saw you coming on the bicycle''protested the citizen Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, June 23, 2016
Minus score
Fido who was a brilliant student returns from school with his report: ''Fido, what's wrong with you?In the two previous terms you were first in your class.Now look at this dull score'' ''Mom, our mathematics teacher taught us that before zero there comes minus one.So,my score is less now'' he... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, June 22, 2016
Rotten eggs
During a football match there were many spectators in the stadium.The fans of the losing team were so exasperated that they started throwing rotten eggs on the players of the opposing team.The matter was reported to the disciplinary commission. '' The match should have been stopped'' announced the... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, June 21, 2016
Follow the guide
During a dinner party in a big mansion a guest asks his neighbour at the table: ''Where's the toilets'' ''Near the kitchen''she replied ''And where's the kitchen?''he continued ''Near the toilets'' she voiced out ''OMG.where's the guide?'' he growled Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, June 20, 2016
Nissan Juke
Two amateurs of sumptuous cars Stelio and Pamela talk about their preferences. Pamela:'' I like to drive big cars with high wheels.That's why i have chosen a Nissan Juke.What about you my friend?Do you have the same taste?'' Stelio:'' I don't think so.Nissan Juke is appropriate for females only''... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, June 17, 2016
Financial problems
Father:''Let me tell you one thing.I've financial problems. Only your studies cost me a fortune'' Son:Dad do you think I'm interested in education? I want to invent a money-making machine.This will solve your pecuniary problems' Sign in to see full entry.