Food is more important to me than air

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Monday, July 11, 2016

Prison communication

Two prisoners are talking in the prison cell: ''More than 500 cellular phones have been confiscated during the last six months'' said the first one ''OMG! How do you know it?'' asked the other prisoner ''I've verified it on facebook'' replied the first convict Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, July 9, 2016

Tomatoes/Potatoes

A man was accused of having thrown tomatoes on the actor in the theatre; ''Do you plead guilty?'' asked the judge ''Of course no your Honour'' replied the accused ''Why?''questioned the judge '''Because it was potatoes as tomatoes are too exp[ensive Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, July 8, 2016

Handkerchief with squares

A little girl cleans the window with her handkerchief. ''Stop ''orders her mother,''it's not appropriate for windows'' ''But yes mom, it's a handkerchief with squares!'' replied the kid ''Next time I'll buy handkerchiefs with rectangles''thought her mother Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, July 7, 2016

Car wash

The last time when I was washing the car my son was with me.I was holding a toothpaste to clean the lamps.On seeing this he questioned: ''Dad, what will you do with the toothpaste?'' ''I'm going to brush the car's teeth'' I replied jokingly '' But I see you cleaning the vehicle's eyes" he remarked... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Looking for employment

A big guy knocks at the door of the Chief Personnel officer of a wood company in Canada.He's looking for a job. ''You seem well- built.Do you have any references?'' asked the boss ''Oh yeah!.I've worked in the Sahara'' replied the fellow ''You damn you my mouth'? There are no more trees there''... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, July 3, 2016

The Gardener

A gardener tells his boss: ''I assure you that I've done my job with all my heart'' ''Well, my friend to vary a bit why don't do it with your hands?''suggested his boss ''Give me a pair of gloves to do the job''replied the gardener Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, July 2, 2016

The great evasion

In a psychiatric hospital the patients are planning to escape.One of them says: ''We have to think how to convince the watchman to let us escape'' ''Well, it's easy.Just offer him a cigarette'' proposed one lunatic ''But if he doesn't smoke'' added another one After much thought one of them... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, July 1, 2016

Lying

One day Brandon skipped school and returned home earlier than usual. He was lying in the bed.His mother who was a little stunned asks him: ''Why are you so early to-day?'' ''The class was dismissed early '' he replied ''Stop lying '' shouted his mother Immediately he got up and sitting on a chair he... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, June 30, 2016

Bandages

Polo goes to the hospital to see his friend Rollo who is enveloped with bandages.Polo asks him: ''What has happened to you?'' ''I've been knocked down by a bike''he said ''Not possible.How did it happen?'' questioned Rollo ''And that's not all!I've been crushed by a motorbike, a convertible car and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Before meals

A patient went to see a doctor for a persistent cough: ''Im prescribing a cough syrup for you.Drink a tablespoonful before meals'' As he was very hungry the patient had his lunch.Suddenly he remembered about his medication ''Dr, I've forgotten to take the drug before meal?What should I do?'' he... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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