Food is more important to me than air

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Saturday, July 30, 2016

Sunday

A candidate was convoked for an interview by the meteorological station: ''How do you call a day when it's sunny?'' ''Sunday Sir'' replied the candidate ''And how is called a day when the moon is shining?'' asked the interviewer ''Monday'' he answered ''What do you say when it's a rainy... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Surprise check.

The employees of a hospital got the news that the director of a hospital will do a surprise check at night.So, every worker was on the alert and on his/ her guard. Late at night he went to check the employees.Everybody was present and no problem was reported. But when he reached home he could not... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 21, 2016

On the moon

Sardar was employed by the NASA. As he was delegated to a mission on the moon he was ecstatic.He got into the rocket but jumped halfway shouting: ''What happened?'' asked the commander ''How dare you cheat me?To-day is new moon day.I can't find the moon'' he vociferated. ''The moon is not made of... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Holy days

An employee was back from holidays after a long period: ''So, how was your vacation.Did you have a good time?''asked the boss ''Well, not really '' he replied ''But what have you been doing all those days?''continued the employer ''You see holidays are meant for devotion to God Sir'' he explained Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Early retirement

An employee who had to face several problems due to his job was fed up.After a few years he decided to retire from the service.One day he met a colleague: ''Hey dude, are you happy after your retirement?'' ''In fact, I'm tired of doing nothing'' he replied Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 17, 2016

The cat and the parrot

Bob's mother asks him: ''Bob! The parrot has disappeared! Haven't you noticed something abnormal during my absence?'' ''No, except that the cat began talking...'' '' Could'nt you ask it where is the parrot?'' added his mom? Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, July 15, 2016

The athlete

During a marathon race an athlete was running slowly and came out in the last position ''It's due to your low speed you lost. Why did you not run faster?'' asked the coach '' Because while running I passed near the speed camera. I could have been fined for excess'' justified the athlete Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 14, 2016

White hair

Seated, a little girl observes her mother who is washing her hair in the kitchen sink.Suddenly she remarks that her mother has several streaks of white hair which contrasts with her brown hair: ''Mom, why is your hair white?'' she questioned ''Well, every time you do something wrong or make me cry... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 13, 2016

Language illness

Theo returns home from school: ''I must go to see a doctor'' ''Why?Are you sick?'' asked his mother 'Yes, the teacher said that I should treat my language'' he replied ''Oh, I see you need a silencer not a doctor my son'' she pointed out Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Shampoo hawker

A bald passerby was walking along the street.A hawker approached him proposing: ''Sir, look at this shampoo.It will make your hair shine like the moon'' ''Are you deriding at me?What will I do with it when I'm hairless?''he retorted ''Don't worry Sir.You get a free wig with the shampoo'' explained... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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