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Friday, August 19, 2016

Prison Break

Two prisoners are planning to evade by effecting a prison break: '' How can we run away from this hell?'' wondered the first convict '' I think the best way to do it is early in the morning''said the other one. '' But there are prison officers all around'' reminded his friend '' I have an idea''... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 18, 2016

The blond with hats

After entering a shop a blond went to the section of night lamps.After a few minutes she called the assistant: ''I want that big hat'' ''Do you also have lights on your head madam?''asked the assistant '' What do you mean?'' she retorted vexed '' Only lampshades wear these hats'' stressed the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, August 13, 2016

Facsimile

Dora and her friend Shirley were sitting for the exams.Since both of them could not reply to any question they returned blank papers to the invigilator. ''The mistress will be under the impression that we have copied on each other''stated Dora. ''I think she will be relieved because of two less... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 12, 2016

Poor widow

During a recent mediatic gathering a well known woman politician avails herself of a silent moment to consult her famous soothsayer.In her room, dressed in red draperies and scented with the smell of incense sticks, the soothsayer concentrates and gazes continuously her crystal ball, then delivers... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 11, 2016

What's in a name?

The first day of school a teacher asks a pupil: ''What's your name?'' ''Sorry Ma'am I forgot to put it it my bag'' he replied ''I hope you hanen't forgotten your lunch'' pointed out the teacher ''Of course No ma'am'' retorted the pupil Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Sick leave

The DG of a company announced: ''We don't accept medical certificates to justify any illness.If you could have gone to the doctor, it implies you could have come to work'' ''But Sir what will we do if we are sick?'' asked the union leader ''Don't worry.Just call us.We will send a doctor for a free... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 9, 2016

koalas & kangaroos

As the school year has just began the mistress asks her pupils: ''Can somebody give me the names of eight animals living in Australia beginning with the letter ''K''? A pupil absolutely sure of herself lifts her hand: ''Yes Stephanie?''says the teacher ''Five koalas and three kangaroos'' she replied Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 8, 2016

Smoking plane

Tim was standing outside when he heard the sound of an engine from the sky.Lifting his head upwards he saw an airplane emitting much smoke.He asked his father: 'Dad why is there so much smoke in the sky?'' ''Maybe many passengers are smoking in the plane'' replied his father ''The pilot should call... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 4, 2016

Work leave

A candidate who was convoked to an interview for the post of Human Resource Manager was successful.At the end the employer asked him: ''Do you have any questions?'': '' Yes Sir. You have not mentioned about the leaves.'' pointed out the candidate. ''You have not yet started working and you are... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Hanging/electrical chair

A prisoner who was condemned to death sentence had the options to choose between hanging and electrical chair: ''So, my dear how do you want to die?''asked the Commissioner of Prison ''Of course, I want the electrical chair'' he replied ''Why?'' continued the Commissioner '' Commissioner have you... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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