Food is more important to me than air

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Thursday, September 8, 2016

Anatomy

During an anatomy class the professor puts a question: ''Can somebody tell me how many bones are there in the human body?'' As no student was able to answer the professor tells them: ''We have 206 bones our body. I wonder why nobody can answer"' ''Sir, I know it but cannot answer'' said one student... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 7, 2016

First day at school

Max, a little boy who has just been admitted at the big school asks his father:' ''Dad, tell me how do you call the place where everyone sleeps while only one person is talking"' ''The school''replied his father Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 5, 2016

Panic

Panicked and yelling a woman calls her husband: ''Come immediately the baby has fallen in the bath tub'' ''REMOVE HIM QUICKLY''shouts her husband ''I can't because the water is too cold'' says the mother Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, September 4, 2016

Who diid the homework?

Toby reaches school late: ''Toby is this the time to enter the class?''asked his mistress '' Sorry ma'am but my homework was not yet finished''he replied. ''And who helped you to do it?Your father?''she continued ''No, this time he did it all alone'' Toby emphasized Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 2, 2016

Bank notes

A child tells the seller: ''I want this aeroplane please'' The kid gives him a monopoly ticket. ''But your ticket is fake''replies the seller ''Of course! just like your plane''the child retorts Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 1, 2016

New trousers

''Mom, mom, I fell down from the bicycle''cried Mark ''What? With your new trouser?'' shouted his mother ''Oh yes, I did not have time to remove it'' replied Mark Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 26, 2016

Dictation

Toto returns home from school: ''Father, mother1.I've got 10 in dictation'' ''Congrats.You have the right to choose a gift'' said his father ''Oh!... A bicycle'!'' chose Toto ''Toto, as you are a champ in dictation, can you spell the word bicycle?'' asked his mother ''In fact, i would have preferred... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 24, 2016

French history

Ritish returns home from school and tells his father: ''I've got a big zero at school...'' ''Why?''asked dad ''Because I did not know anything about Napoleon'' ''Of course, even I don't know him because I did not exist at that time'' his father comforted him Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Surprise cheque

When Roberts reached home he found a letter in the letter box.On opening it he saw a cheque inside. He searched for the address of the sender but could find it.There was only a phone number written on a piece of paper. He phoned to inquire: '' Why did you send this cheque?'' ''Don't bother.It's a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 21, 2016

Dieting

An old woman who and cardiovascular diseases went to see a doctor: ''You must start dieting. Reduce salt, sugar and fats in your food''advised the doctor ''Excuse me Dr, how will I diet at such an advanced age?''she protested ''Sorry, but there is no other way to control the ailment''insisted the... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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