Food is more important to me than air

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Monday, September 26, 2016

Chrismas gifts

On the day of Christmas a brother and sister wake up to open their gifts. There are many packets under the fir but all in the name of the little girl. She is very happy because she has got all the toys which she wanted.The boy goes to see his parents crying: ''Damn it!. Father Christmas has not... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, September 24, 2016

The Pyramids

A tourist was visiting Egypt.On seeing the pyramids he asked the guide: ''Who built these monuments?'' ''It was made during the era of Pharaoh'' ''How long did it take to construct it?''he continued ''Well, it was not built in a day'' replied the guide ''Oh! It's exactly like Rome!''exclaimed the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 23, 2016

The milk

Jenny's mother put milk on the gas to boil: ''Jenny start looking at your watch now.I'm going outside'' After some time her mother came back: ''Look the milk has overflowed.You have not done as I told you''she shouted ''But I've done the job.It was exactly 9.58 when the milk overflowed''Jenny... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 22, 2016

The culprit

A mother came to fetch her child after school.She asks her neighbour who has twins: ''When one of your twins commits a blunder how do you do to punish the culprit without any error?'' ''When one of my boys commits a mistake I punish the other one"' she explained ''But this is injustice'' replied the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Extra time

Today Karl reached school late: ''Karl can you explain your lateness?''asked the mistress ''Well,I was dreaming that I was watching a football match''he replied ''Well then'' she continues ''Well the referee gave extra time''justified Karl Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, September 18, 2016

ERS

An employee who was retiring from his job after having completed his service was interviewed by a reporter of a health magazine: ''Hi Sir, you look still young even after retirement.Where have you been working?'' ''In the ERS department''replied the fellow ''What does it stand for?''asked the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 15, 2016

Lateness

In a department most of the employees were late.The administrator decided to sanction late comers.He put this notice on the board: ''Latenesses will be deducted from casual leaves'' After a few days the administrator found this writing beneath the notice: ''Those employees who attend duty before the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 14, 2016

The soup

A rich businessman goes to the restaurant: ''Boy serve me a hot soup'' After a few minutes the waiter appears with the order. ''Go and heat it'' said the businessman The boy comes back. ''It's still cold.Heat it again'' continues the client The boy returns with the soup. '' Heat it once more''... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Free Sugar

A man enters a tea hotel and orders a cup of tea.The waiter comes a few minutes later: ''Here's your tea Sir.Do you want sugar?'' ''Of course'' replied the client. The waiter comes back with a bowl of sugar. Having drank the beverage the man asks: ''How much is the bill?'' ''Rs 10'' said the waiter... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 9, 2016

Office

Two friends are discussing: ''Where do you work?''asked the first one. ''I am posted in an office'' replied the other one. One day while she was passing by near the office she saw her friend cleaning the furniture: ''So, you are the cleaner of this office''she declared ''It doesn't matter.I'm in an... Sign in to see full entry.

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