Food is more important to me than air

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Monday, October 24, 2016

Memory loss

A patient who suffered from memory loss went to see a psychiatrist: ''Since when are you having this problem?''asked the doctor ''About a week doctor'' said the patient ''Well there is no specific treatment for this disease.The only thing I can advise you is to keep your memory under lock and key''... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 23, 2016

Sick leave

An employee who absented himself was seen by her employer.The following day her boss called her: ''Why did you not come to work yesterday?'' ''Sorry Sir.I was sick'' she justified herself ''But I saw you out of town'' said the boss ''Of course, i was going to see the doctor'' she replied ''Next time... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Star

''I can't marry you because my ambition is to become a star''asserted Mona to her boyfriend ''That's great but to reach that position you must be on the sky''replied her boyfriend ''Well if you wish so then you will see me only at night'' retorted Mona Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 17, 2016

Real solidarity

An employee asks his boss: ''Sir can you allow me to leave the office three hours earlier so that I can go shopping with my wife?'' ''No question''replied the boss ''Thank you.I knew only you can save me''smiled the employee relieved Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, October 14, 2016

Alcohol

A patient was referred to the psychologist for alcohol abuse: ''Why do you drink?''began the psychologist ''Because I have social problems''he replied ''And why do you have social problems?''continued the psychologist ''Because I drink''he said ''But why don't you stop drinking?''advised the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Team work

During a seminar on team work a trade unionist affirmed: ''Team work is essential.In case of error it helps to blame someone else'' ''You must apply it to trade unionism as well. Whenever we go on strike you can take the responsibily as a sign of team work'' suggested a worker Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 9, 2016

Water

A little boy has just gone to bed.Five minutes later: ''Father....!'' ''What's it?''asked his father ''I'm thirsty, can you bring a glass of water for me please?''said the boy ''I'm feeling sleepy.Ask your mom'' suggested father ''But she's already asleep.I can here her snoring'' replied the tod Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 4, 2016

World tours

Two friends, Jeff and Joe are talking about their travel experiences: ''I've done the world tours on a cruise.And what about you?'' declares Jeff ''I have also done a world tour'' replies Joe ''Were you also on the same cruise?''asks his friend ''No. I've gone through the world map with my eyes''... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 3, 2016

Bandmaster

At the opera:-Father who is that man scaring the lady with big gestures?'' ''He's not frightening her but he's the band master''clarified dad ''Then why is she crying''questioned the little boy ''Because she' s paid for that''replied his father Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 30, 2016

Football match

Pat went to the stadium to see a soccer match for the first time.He counted the number of players on the field: ''Dad why there is only one ball for twenty two players?'' ''That's the rule of the game''replied his father ''OK.But there should have been twenty two balls'' he proposed Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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