Food is more important to me than air

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Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Who wears the hat?

After correction of the examination papers the teacher declared: ''And do you know the worse Ackmez?.You have made the same mistakes as your friend.How is it so?'' Ackmez thinks profoundly and replies: ''Well, because we have the same teacher'' Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, November 7, 2016

Examples come from the top

One day Ben was caught smoking a cigarette by his father: ''Hey Ben you are still a minor.You don't have the right to smoke'' ''Examples come from thr top''retorted Ben Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, November 5, 2016

Speed limit

As he is very cautious on the road an old driver goes below the speed limit which is 60 km/h.Now another car which is behind blows the hooter continuously.A policeman who hears this noise on the road stops the first car: ''Excuse me Sir.Will you please drive a bit faster?'' ''Why?After all I'm not... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, November 3, 2016

Ice cubes

On a very hot day in Africa a traveller entered a bar: ''I want a frozen beer with ice cubes please'' The waiter came with a very cold bottle emitting vapours ''But where are the ice cubes?''asked the fellow ''Look it's inside the bottle Sir'' replied the boy Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 31, 2016

Bear trap

A rabbit jumps around a hole singing: ''Seven, it's seven! Seven, its' seven! Seven, it's seven...'' A bear approaches the rabbit and asks it: ''Tell me why are you singing that song?'' The rabbit then pushes the animal with a dry blow in the hole singing again: ''Eight it's now eight'' Sign in to see full entry.

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Double news

After the examination results the principal of the college summoned Francis to his office: ''I have a bad news and a good news for you.From where do I start?'' ''Tell me the bad news first'' replied Francis ''Well, like every year you have failed your exams again which means you''ll say in the same... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 30, 2016

My grandfather

A client makes remarks to the baker: ''Sorry to tell you that your bread is stale'' ''Let me explain it to you.I have inherited this bakery from my grandfather.It's been a long time since he started cooking bread.They are his souvenirs which I stlll have'' replied the baker ''You should have kept... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, October 28, 2016

So sweet

A man who has diabetes goes to a party where sweets are being served: ''Don't eat those cakes.They contain much sugar'' imposed the wife ''Then cram my mouth with bitter gourd''he replied ''You see I care for your health''she smiled ''Even if I refrain from eating those sweets my blood sugar will... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 27, 2016

Vitamins

A guy whose wife had deserted him talks to a friend; ''Your wife has left you because you lack vitamins'' ''No buddy the reason is that I have an excess of them''replied the guy ''Well,how will you use the vitamins now?''continued his friend Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 24, 2016

Good day

A guy contacted the fitness centre for an information: After having talked to him the receptionist added'': ''Have a good day Sir''. ''Is is really going to be a good day?'' asked the chap ''Well I hope so'' she replied ''I don't think so''said the guy ''Why?'' continued the receptionist ''Because... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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