Food is more important to me than air

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Friday, November 25, 2016

Home bank

Two friends meet: ''Hey, dude can you lend me Rs100?''asked Jill ''Sorry,I don't have.I have myself taken a loan from my wife''replied Geoffrey ''Ok. So, will you please do me a favour?''continued Jill ''How can I help'?''questioned Geoffrey ''Tell your wife if she can lend me the sum''proposed... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Dirty hands

One day Jeff's mother told him: ''Well my son if ever I see you with such dirty hands sitting for dinner what will you do?'' ''I will use find a device to remove the hands before eating'' Jeff replied Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Telephone

Phil reached home exhausted after a long day's work.After bathing he called his wife: ''Darling can you set the table?.I'm very hungry'' ''Yes honey.It will be ready soon'' replied Joanna.But she continued gossiping on the phone with her friend. After a few minutes Phil burst out: ''I don't know... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, November 20, 2016

Heaven

A pious man died and he was conveyed to heaven by St Peter.He was accommodated in a very comfortable and luxurious abode; ''How many stars is this hotel?'' he asked St Peter ''You are mistaken my dear. Here you are in Paradise.Even during the day you can see stars''explained St Peter Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, November 19, 2016

Shooting star

''Oh! Dad, look there's a shooting star'' cried Tina ''i hope you had time to ask a wish'' said her father ''Of course dad and I hope it comes true''replied Tina ''May I know your wish?''asked her dad ''I also want to become a star''she replied ''No, I don't want to see in the sky''protested her... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Yesterday

In the class the mistress puts a question: ''By which letter starts yesterday?''. Angela raises her hand ''By the letter S'' ''Is is so?''questioned the mistress ''Of course yesterday was sunday''precised Angela Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Genealogy

In the class, the mistress explains to the children that we are descendants of Adam & Eve.A lad raises his finger: ''It's not true, my father says that our ancestors are primates'' ''Listen my child your family history is of no interest to us'' retorts the mistress Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, November 14, 2016

Euros

A little boy tells his father: ''Dad can you give me two euros for a poor chap who is shouting on the street...?'' ''Of course'' replied his father.''And what is this poor man saying?'' ''Ice creams! Two perfumes, two euros'' says the boy. Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, November 10, 2016

Flue

Brian has got flue.After having been examined by the doctor, he asks: ''Dr, I promise you to be courageous.So tell me frankly.When should I return to school'' Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Children's section

A woman goes shopping with her little girl. At the reception desk she inquires about the children's section ''Oh No mom.There are enough at home ''protests the girl Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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