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Thursday, December 15, 2016

Verb to rain

The mistress asks Yasser to recite the verb to rain in the present tense: ''I am raining, you are raining, he/she is raining, we are raining, they are raining''recited Yasser. ''Stop it''shouted the mistress,''not everybody in the class is raining.Only you are. Look at those tears in your eyes'' Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Lost item

During a walk Donald asks his father: ''Dad, if we know where is found some thing then it means it's not lost" ''Obviously my son'' replied dad ''Oh!, the house keys have just fallen in the river" exclaimed Donald Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, December 11, 2016

Fan

A famous poet was dining with his fiancée in a restaurant.Suddenly a gorgeous lady appeared and hugged the poet: ''Hi, how come you are here?''asked the poet ''Well,I'm staying in a nearby hotel'' she replied On seeing them close together the fiancée was furious and left. Immediately he followed her... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, December 8, 2016

Three girls on an island

A brownie, a redhead and a blond are stuck on a desert island.One day a jinn grants a wish to everyone. The brownie asks:"I want to reach home!'' And she disappears instantly. The redhead orders:"I want to go home! And off she goes. Now the blond feeling very lonely starts crying: "I want my friends... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 5, 2016

Road theft

A road worker was arrested by the police for stealing: ''What proof do you have that this worker is a thief?''asked the judge ''We have found all the signs at his home'' replied the police officer in court Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, December 1, 2016

Burgalry

An adolescent from a good family was arrested for burglary.The children's judge reprimands him: ''Well, young man by committing this misdemeanour at any moment didn't y think about your poor parents?'' ''Of course, yes.But i couldn't find anything that would please them'' replied the boy Sign in to see full entry.

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Mother's milk

A young mother calls her pediatrist: "Good morning Dr, I have bought your book as you have advised me'Baby and breastfeeding'. It is written in page 35' 'mother's milk is best for baby' ''Yes, so what's the problem?''asked the doctor ''My husband read the book but he doesn't agree with you''she... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, November 30, 2016

As strong as a beef

One day Nick's mother prepared beefsteak; ''Come on Nick if you eat your steak you will be strong like a beef'' Nick:"You have already duped me with fish and I still don't know swimming'' Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Exceptionally gifted

Two highly gifted children of six years are talking: ''How did the adults know that you are exceptionally gifted?''asked the first child ''Well, being a premature baby of six years I was put in the incubator''said the second one. ''And then?" continued the other child ''So the incubator broke down... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, November 28, 2016

Eggs or tomatoes

''Do you admit to have thrown tomatoes on your neighbour?''asked the magistrate ''It's absolutely false Your Honour.Why will I throw tomatoes when it is so expensive?'' declared the accused. ''But you must have thrown something''insisted the magistrate. ''Eggs, because they are cheaper'' replied the... Sign in to see full entry.

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