Food is more important to me than air

Tuesday, January 30, 2018

Woman on fire

A woman who was having an uncontrollable sexual impulsion called the fireman: "Hello, fireman come immediately.I'm burning". Rushing to the woman's place the fireman arrived breathless.He apologised: "Sorry ma'am.I've forgotten my fire extinguisher" "Oh no!.Search well in your zip.Is it screwable?"... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 27, 2018

Magic wand

After one year Prime ministership the leader of the government was being interviewed about his achievements: "Mr the PM.,you have enumerated certain positive measures taken during the year.But there are so many negative aspects also"pointed out a journalist "I agree with you but I don't have a magic... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 26, 2018

Toilet tax

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Wednesday, January 24, 2018

Rainy day

A lucky player won the jackpot at the lottery: "Do you have any idea what to do with such a fabulous sum?"interviewed a journalist. "I will build a house, buy a car and travel abroad" replied the guy. " Will you spend all the money?" "Of course I will save some for a rainy day'' replied the fellow... Sign in to see full entry.

Metro or ship

A country where the government took the resolution to implement the metro project was invaded by flash floods due to climatic changes.It caused immense accumulation of water on the roads.On seeing this chaotic situation the Minister of Public Infrastructure proposed to the PM: "I think we must... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 23, 2018

Major

A Lilliput enters a shop" "A packet of cigarettes please" "Sorry, have you read that sign?We don't sell cigarettes to minors"replied the shopkeeper "Don't go by my size.I'm a major in the army"protested the Lilliput Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 22, 2018

No Gift box please

A man whose daughter was getting married invited one of his friends.On opening the invitation card he read: " Humble Request.No Gift Box Please" He attended the wedding with a microwave beneath his arms.The bride who noticed it exclaimed: "Oh! no.Everybody is seing the gift" "Sorry, I had to bring... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 20, 2018

SMOKING IS INJURIOUS TO HEALTH

A smoker wearing a new smoking enters into a tobacco shop: ''Good morning.Give me a packet of Marlboro please" He puts the packet in his pocket and goes away.After a few minutes he wants to smoke. He removes the cigarette and looks at the packet.As soon as he is opens it he finds this written on the... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 19, 2018

Watchmaker

A woman goes to the watchmaker for repairs; "Yes ma'am.How may I help you? 'My watch has no second hand.Can you do something about it?'she asked "Sorry ma'am.I don't have one to replace it.Besides it's not important.You just have to pronounce' tic tock' " he suggested Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 18, 2018

Fake revolver

A group of burglars barge into a bank; "Hands up everybody.It's a hold up"warns one of them Moving in the direction of the cashier and threatening him with a fake revolver the leader vociferates: "Come on quick.Empty the cash box or else you're a dead man''. Having noticed that the weapon is fake... Sign in to see full entry.

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