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Thursday, August 22, 2019

By/General Elections

An MP resigns from his post but it remains vacant for a long period.After nearly six months the government decides to go for a by election to replace the MP.But it is almost time for the general elections.A political observer comments: 'if ever the by election takes place the new MP must be recorded... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 15, 2019

Can't Pay Won't Pay

The play'Can't Pay Won't Pay is being shown at the theatre.Tickets are being sold in advance.A guy goes to see the play but without the ticket: "I can't let you in without any ticket"', insisits the usher "But look what is written there, replies the fellow, Can't Pay Won't Pay' Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 14, 2019

Papers please

A passenger lands at the airport.After a few minutes he heads towards the immigration: "Your papers please", asks the officer "Sorry I don't have them", he replies "But how can you travel without your documents?'',vociferates the officer. "Officer don't you know we must protect the environment by... Sign in to see full entry.

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Papers please

A passenger lands at the airport.After a few minutes he heads towards the immigration: "Your papers please", asks the officer "Sorry I don't have them", he replies "But how can you travel without your documents?'',vociferates the officer. "Officer don't you know we must protect the environment by... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 13, 2019

Duty free car

During an interview the leader of a political party announces: "If the Reform Party becomes the future government all persons buying a car for the first time will be entitled to duty free'' "Änd what about the ministers?"' asks the leader of the opposition "Ït does not apply to them.They don't get... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 8, 2019

Intercourse

A student enrolls herself for a course in intercourse. Her boyfriend asks her: "'In which field do you intend to make a career?"' "Of course, in intercourse'', she replies "Wat type of intercourse?'', continues the boyfriend. "Not the one you have in mind-sexual intercourse'', she retorts Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 7, 2019

Bank nurse

An old woman contacts a nursing agency; ''Hi.Good morning.I need a nurse to look after my husbnad at home'' ''Ok ma,am.We'll send you a bank nurse"', replies the agent. ''But Sir I don't need a bank nurse but a home nurse"',retorts the woman Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 6, 2019

Teenage pregnancy

A gynaecologist giving a speech on teenage pregnancy suggests that parents should be trained to talk about sex education with their children. 'One day a boy asks his mother his mother "How does a woman become pregnant?" ''Sorry my son I'm having a course on the subject.I'll tell you when it's... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 2, 2019

VAT

A customer goes to the shop and buys a TV set on a promotional price.On reading his bill he notices that VAT has been included in the price.Immediately he goes to the manager's office: ''Excuse me Sir.Why is there VAT on the product?'', he questions ''It's routine my dear.All products in the shop... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 30, 2019

Stadium or swimming pool

A football final competition was scheduled to take place at the greatest stadium of a country.But due to heavy rainfall and accumulation of water on the playground the match is postponed.It is announced in the news bulletin. On seeing the state of the ground a disappointed spectator exclaims: "It's... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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