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Tuesday, February 27, 2018


A lady who was having problems with her PC contacts a technician: "Good morning ma'am.How may I help you?' "Sir, I can't print any documents on my computer"she explained "Is your PC on?'asked the technician "Yes Sir"she replied 'OK.Now open your Wndows ma'am"he advised. "It's very hot here.The... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 26, 2018

Jesus and the lunatic

A psychiatric patient who was passing near the statue of Jesus stopped for a while to pray..A passerby who saw him asked afterwards: "What did you say to Jesus? "Oh my Lord! Why has God made me a lunatic?'replied the patient "And what did he say?'continued the passerby. Jesus replied,"My son you are... Sign in to see full entry.

Who are you?

A house owner who left his abode for a few days came back home.But to his utmost surprise his dog was barking at him: "Stop it you bastard.Don't you recognise your master?'he shouted. On hearing the barking sounds his wife got out: "Hey you intruder.Who are you?'she vociferated. "I think the dog is... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 25, 2018

Free mechanical courses

A car owner wants to get rid of his old jalopy.As the vehicle is in a deplorable condition he is giving an interesting offer.His puts the ads as follows: "Ancient model car for sale at a cheap price.Free mechanical course available to the buyer" A few days later a client is interested with the car:... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 22, 2018

Blank paper

During a final examination a student returned his questionnaire blank: "Why have you not answered any question?"asked the tutor "I copied it from another candidate"he replied Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 21, 2018


A student who decided to study law went to attend a seminar about the subject.At the end the presenter invited questions: "What is the best attribute a law student must possess to become a good lawyer?" questioned the student. "Other than a good knowledge of the law, integrity and eloquence there is... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 20, 2018

Drop by drop payment

A civil servant who was accused of tax evasion was summoned by the Chief Revenue Officer: "I'm perplexed by you.You owe so much money.How will you pay the arrears?" "Sorry Sir.I don't have such a huge sum.Can you suggest a payment plan?" 'Well, I'm referring you to the Irrigation Authority"proposed... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 18, 2018

Why giraffes have long necks?

Eileen goes to the zoo with her father for the first time.She finds an animal with a long neck: Eileen: Dad,how do we call this animal?'she questions her father Dad:"It's called the giraffe" Eileen:"But why does it have a long neck?" Dad:"It's a curious mammal.It always looks on the other side of... Sign in to see full entry.

Lions Club

A lion hunter who was reading the newspaper saw an ad about the Lions Club.A few days later he applied for membership in the club.A week later he got an email: "We are pleased to inform you that your membership has been accepted.Please call at the seat of the club for further formalities"... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 16, 2018

Whistle blower

While enacting laws to prevent corruption in the country the Minister of Good Governance stipulated the importance of a whistle blower: 'I agree with you.But the government must provide the person a whistle"stressed the leader of the opposition Sign in to see full entry.

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