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Friday, July 26, 2019

The mortuary

On an icy cold night a patient passes away in a ward at the hospital.Now the assistant goes to the mortuary to keep the corpse.But there is no empty drawer.Leaving the corpse on the floor he comes back.As he is stepping out he hears a voice saying: "You rascal why have you left me outside?.I'm... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 24, 2019

Cyber cafe

A cyber cafe has just been opened.But after a few months it is not operating well due to lack of clients.The owner puts forward a new tactic to attract clients: 'Free coffee to all users', he affixes a signboard outside. After a week the cyber cafe is crowded with people.He asks a client:' "Do you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 22, 2019

Iceland

Iceland is a country covered with ice.A traveler visiting the country asks a senior citizen: "How do you live in such an icy country?'' "We are resistant to the cold.Besides there is a major advantage", replies the chap. "What's it?", wants to know the foreigner. "We don't use refrigerator",points... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, July 20, 2019

Sweet dreams

"Good night.Sweet dreams",wishes a girl to her boyfriend. The next day she phones him: ''How was your night?Any sweet dream?" "OK.But I can't tell you if the dream was sweet",he replies. "Oh darling.Who will know it then?", questions her girlfriend "I don't because I forgot to taste it", she points... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 17, 2019

Underage/Overage

An elderly man having a minor son wants to marry again.Now the son who is enamoured with a girl also wants to wed her.He tells his father about it but the latter does not agree: "My son you are underage", reminds dad "Dad you are overage", counteracts his son Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 16, 2019

Why waste water?

A fellow goes to the toilet but does not flush it.Another individual goes in and flushes it after use.On coming out he asks the chap: ''Are you unhygienic?"' "No.Why?'',questions the fellow "Every time you go in it has to be flushed'',intones the man "I know but there is a campaign going on'Why... Sign in to see full entry.

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Why waste water?

A fellow goes to the toilet but does not flush it.Another individual goes in and flushes it after use.On coming out he asks the chap: ''Are you unhygienic?"' "No.Why?'',questions the fellow "Every time you go in it has to be flushed'',intones the man "I know but there is a campaign going on'Why... Sign in to see full entry.

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Why waste water?

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Friday, July 12, 2019

Drink or drive.Don't do both

An intensive campaign is being launched to avoid road accidents by preventing drivers from drinking alcohol.Notice boards are affixed on every road reading as follows: 'Drink or drive.Don't do both' A driver stops his car to take a few pegs.A policeman approaches him: "Excuse me Sir.Will you please... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 10, 2019

Dry bed bath

A student nurse is giving a bath to a bed ridden patient in the ward.But on the trolley there is no bucket of water.The tutor entering the ward questions him: "What are you doing with the patient?'' "I'm giving him a bath Sir", he replies "But where is the water?'', continues the tutor. "As there is... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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