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Tuesday, April 17, 2018

The joker

A joker whose job is to amuse people was sad for unknown reasons.His wife tried to solace him: "What a contradiction!.You make the audience laugh with your jokes.Now who will cheer you up?" she brought out. "Only a joker can help a joker"he replied Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 16, 2018

Fool's cap

A dunce clerk working in an office asks the officer in charge of the stationery department; "I need some foolscaps" A few minutes later the officer returns with a cap: "Here's your material" he tells the clerk' "I didn't ask for this"says the clerk" 'As you are a fool put the cap on your... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 15, 2018

Soldier

A soldier who had been fighting for his country for many years was tired and retired from the army: "What do you plan to do after retirement?"asked the colonel "Now I will be far from the madding crowd by applying for the post of Minister of Defence"he replied Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 13, 2018

MASTER BOOK

In a particular institution all the data is complied in a master book which remains under the custody of the master.An employee who wants to obtain an important information asks the messenger: "Where is the master book?" "It's with the master" he replied "And where is the master?"continued the... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 12, 2018

Final wish

The judge asks a convict who was sentenced to death by hanging: "What's your final wish" "I wish that the rope breaks when I'm being hanged"he says Effectively when the convict is being hanged the rope cracks.: "You see it's the wish of God who has given me a new life"he asserts Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Grasshopper

A little boy finds an insect flying around in the house.He asks his mother: 'Mom how do we call this insect and why is it here?" "My son it' s a grasshopper.It has entered at random"she replied. "But there's no grass inside mom"he stated Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 10, 2018

Unparliamentary

During a debate in the Parliament on an important issue an M LA made a disagreeable comment which the speaker did not like: "Hon member please remove your word because this term is unparliamentary" "Mr the speaker, I don't think so because I did not hear the parliament make any complaint"replied the... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 9, 2018

Only truth

A politician is talking in a meeting: "When I talk only truth comes out from my mouth",he declares At the same time his dentures fall out of his mouth. "The dentures are false.That's why they fall down'',he justifies Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 7, 2018

Head news

While watching TV a tot saw the title'Head News': "Dad what's head news?he asked "It's all about the main news item"explained his father When the news was over again he tells his dad: "But dad it's news without any head" "OK.Haven't you seen the head of the news caster?"questioned dad Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 6, 2018

Extra time

A tyrant who had been ruling over the country since long got the visit of the death angel.On reaching there the angel cried: "Your time has expired.Are you ready to depart from your kingdom" "Please grant me for some extra time.I promise you I will change my life"pleased the tyrant ''Sorry no more... Sign in to see full entry.

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