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Wednesday, August 15, 2018

The Florist

A man goes to the florist.He makes a turn and then stops in front of a poster: ''Say it with flowers' "Do you have artificial?" he asks "Why?.I do have"replies the florist "To tell lies" he answers Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 14, 2018

Wedding

Two mates meet after many years: "Hi Sheila.What a surprise to see you! Are you married?" Óf course Gino.I've got two lovely kids"She replies "Ánd what about you?Still a bachelor?'' asks Sheila "Yes but actually I'm deciding to get married" states Gino "That's great.Don't forget to invite me... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 13, 2018

Mouth freshener

A person who does not clean the mouth properly emanates a foul smell when breathing out.His wife suggests: ''I think you need an air freshener" "No, a mouth freshener"he replies Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 12, 2018

Hair competition

A company dealing with hair products launched a hair competition with an interesting prize to the participant with the most beautiful hair. After the closing date the winner was announced.But after a few days it was discovered that he cheated as he wears a wig: "You are hereby being disqualified",... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 10, 2018

Paying toilet

A person who is in the town wants to piss.He looks for a public toilet but he finds only a payable one,As he has no money to pay he asks the attendant: 'May I use the toilet and pay you later?'' ''For credit come tomorrow", replies the attendant Sign in to see full entry.

Paying toilet

A person who is in the town wants to piss.He looks for a public toilet but he finds onlya payable one,As he has no money to pay he asks the attendant: 'May I use the toilet and pay you later?'' ''For credit come tomorrow", replies the attendant Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 9, 2018

At the laboratory

A man goes to the laboratory for a blood test.He meets another client: ''Come on guy.Why do you look so tense?''he asks "I'm here for a blood test and the assistant told me that he will have to cut my finger to get the blood" replies the chap. Now the guy looks worried. "Why are you also... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 8, 2018

Addition

Brian has got a bad score in mathematics again.His father explains to him: 'Çome on Brian!I've 8 apples and I give you 4.How many am I left?"' Suddenly,Brian weeps: "I don't know! At school we always count with apples" Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 7, 2018

Baldness

A dermatologist is givng a speech on baldness.He is analysing the various causes of bare head. '"So, my friends it's not good to be bald" he concludes ''But there is a big benefit"contradicts a bald man ""Will you please tell us?"states the doctor "Dr you save money by not going to the barber''... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 6, 2018

Wedding

Little Lucas tells his father 'Dad when I'm grown up i'll marry your mother" "Why is it so?''asks his father. "'Because you had married my mother without asking me'' says Lucas Sign in to see full entry.

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