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Tuesday, August 21, 2018

The Utopist

An inhabitant of Ethiopia who is a perfectionist finds fault in everything: "Come on Tony.Be practical.Your place should have been in Utopia"complains his wife. "Do you mean to say tha i tam a Utopian?" he questions "Of course you you have all the features of a Utopist" groaned his wife Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 20, 2018

Watch man

A watchman goes to the police station: "Yes, how may I help you?''asks the police officer "I'm here to report a theft which occurred yesterday while I was on duty" he begins "Ok.At what time exactly did it happen?"inquires the policeman "I don't know as I have no watch" he replies "So you are the... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 19, 2018


A retired policeman wanted to live his remaining days peacefully.So, he bought a watchdog to maintain security in his residence.However, an intruder managed to penetrate into his house: ''I don't understand how thieves enter the building despite the watchdog'' he told the police "Maybe your dog does... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 18, 2018

Day dreamer

A lazy fellow who remains idle goes to see a fortune teller: "One day you'll become a very wealthy person"'he predicts "Don't you feel annoyed doing nothing?" remarks his wife "Why should I work?Soon i'll be rich" he retorts "For a day dreamer there's no difference between day night"she chuckled... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 16, 2018

The motorcyclist

On the street the police stops a motorcyclist; 'Where's your helmet?You'll be fined for having committed an offence'' "Sorry Sir.As I have to scratch my head often due to dandruff I can't wear it"he justified. 'Put a fan in your helmet"suggested the cop Sign in to see full entry.

The motorcyclist

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Wednesday, August 15, 2018

The Florist

A man goes to the florist.He makes a turn and then stops in front of a poster: ''Say it with flowers' "Do you have artificial?" he asks "Why?.I do have"replies the florist "To tell lies" he answers Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 14, 2018


Two mates meet after many years: "Hi Sheila.What a surprise to see you! Are you married?" Óf course Gino.I've got two lovely kids"She replies "Ánd what about you?Still a bachelor?'' asks Sheila "Yes but actually I'm deciding to get married" states Gino "That's great.Don't forget to invite me... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 13, 2018

Mouth freshener

A person who does not clean the mouth properly emanates a foul smell when breathing out.His wife suggests: ''I think you need an air freshener" "No, a mouth freshener"he replies Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 12, 2018

Hair competition

A company dealing with hair products launched a hair competition with an interesting prize to the participant with the most beautiful hair. After the closing date the winner was announced.But after a few days it was discovered that he cheated as he wears a wig: "You are hereby being disqualified",... Sign in to see full entry.

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