Food is more important to me than air

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Monday, November 4, 2019

Contribution for elections

The leader of a political party contacts the CEO of a private company for money contributions in view of the forthcoming general elections: "Sorry, I can't do anything for your party", affirms the CEO. Dismayed, the leader replies: ''I had much hope on you". "Of course, I can give you my vote.Isn't... Sign in to see full entry.

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Contribution for elections

The leader of a political party contacts the CEO of a private company for money contributions in view of the forthcoming general elections: "Sorry, I can't do anything for your party", affirms the CEO. Dismayed, the leader replies: ''I had much hope on you". "Of course, I can give you my vote.Isn't... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 31, 2019

Full moon

An Indian astronaut is commissioned to go to the moon by the NASA: "When will the mission starts?'', he asks "It is scheduled for next Monday", replies the boss. "Oh! No I can't go", he answers "What's the problem?", inquires the boss "By the time we reach there the full moon will be over"', he... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 29, 2019

Apply apply no reply

A new government is elected after the general elections.A school leaver applies for several jobs in the public sector but doesn't get any reply. "'One day his girlfriend asks him: "Have you got a job? "Noe yet darling.The outgoing government was better-morning apply evening reply-no vacancy'', he... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 28, 2019

First come first served

On the occasion of New Year a retailer offers big discounts on all his articles on a 'first come first served basis'.After a few days all his stock is depleted.A client goes to the shop to buy a computer. ''Sorry all of them have been sold out.Why didn't you come first? ''Last come last served ",... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 24, 2019

Senior Citizens

During a congress the PM announces: 'If the government wins the next election the pensions of the Senior Citizens will in crease by more than 100%"' ''And what about us the junior citizens?",asks a youngster. "Of course you must work to create wealth for the economy.Don't forget that the Seniors... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 23, 2019

Rock star

Tired of being on the stage everyday a rock star goes outing in nature with his girlfriend.While walking he feels exhausted and sits down: "Look well where you are sitting", says his girlfriend "On the rock", he replies". "Be careful. There might be a shooting star on the rock'', she points out Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, October 18, 2019

Joystick

My son was revising computer studies for the exam.I asked him: "'What is a joystick?" "A stick that brings joy to us", he replied Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 17, 2019

No Frost

A guy goes to buy a refrigerator: "Would you like a no frost one?",asks the seller "No frost?If it is hot inside how will it produce ice?", asks the client? Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 15, 2019

Marriage

During a conference on marriage a sociologist says: "'Marriage is not a word.It is a sentence" Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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