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Thursday, May 10, 2018


The cameraman is clicking the pictures of a top model working for a magazine.The editor burst out; ''Again those old fashioned pictures?Add some new style photography" "Sorry Sir.can you be more precise please?''asks the model. "You must show pictures with postures"emphasizes the editor. "Oh! Now I... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 9, 2018

On the road

A car company was offering a big promotion on its products.Attracted by this package a client inquired: ''Does the price include all the road charges?" "Of course Sir.It's 'on the road price' replied the salesgirl "And what about' off the road ' price"?questioned the client "Off the road, you are in... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 8, 2018


During an outing at the seaside a picnicker meets a fisherman.He interviews him: "How long have you been catching fish?" "More than ten years"replied the fisherman "Where do you sell the fish?''continues the picnicker ''At the local market" he replies "And what about your children?Will you accept if... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 7, 2018

Commission of Inquiry

The executive officer of the Ministry of Industry tells the director of a company: "I need a commission for so many tenders approved for your company" The director reported him to the Economic Crime Office.Now the ECO summoned the director for inquiry: "Yes, I mean Commission of Inquiry" he... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 5, 2018

Gift horse

On the occasion of her birthday an opulent person decides to offer a horse as gift to his wife: "Darling thank you for the nice gift.But what will I do with it?I don't know riding"she emphasized. "Accept is simply.Don't look at the gift horse into the mouth"he retorted Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 4, 2018


A manager in a private firm is summoned by his boss: "Our profits are decreasing day by day and you are doing nothing to increase productivity.You are incompetent"he vociferates. The manager returns. to his office.Feeling humiliated and being furious he dilapidates everything; 'Form manager to... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 1, 2018


A client goes to the post office: "It's almost one month and I have not yet received my packet from UK",he complains, "Where is the postmaster?' A few minutes later a tall mature man arrives; "Any problem Sir?How can I help you?I'm the master of this post"he says ''If you are the master then where... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 30, 2018

The firefighter

A woman who is alone at night calls the Fire Brigade: "Come urgently.I'm on fire"she shouts on the phone. "Sorry ma'am.My fire extinguisher is out of order"replies the fireman. "Are you sure.Come here.I'll verify it", insisted the woman Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 28, 2018

Frst in second hand

A man bought a used vehicle which caused him many mechanical problems.He talked about it to his friend: "I'm really fed up with this jalopy"he uttered. 'Of course such a car will make your life miserable.Go to James Motors.It's first in second hand"he advised Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 27, 2018

Eat my brain

Last night I was helping my son with his mathematics home work.I explained to him how to tackle the various numbers.After a few minutes he felt hungry: ''Dad is there something to eat?", he asked. "Of course my son.There are so many cakes in the kitchen.Go and choose yourself",I replied. Having... Sign in to see full entry.

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