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Thursday, November 9, 2017

Handball

A football player was playing a handball match.By mistake he kicked the ball with his foot.Immediately the referee blew his whistle: "Hey man you have to play with your hand"he warned him "Sorry Sir.I thought I was in a foot match", he apologised "But if your wife is sleeping near your side will you... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 8, 2017

Laughing gas

A patient suffering from depression was admitted in a psychiatric hospital.He looked withdrawn and neglected with a poor hygiene.His condition did not improve after a week of treatment: "So, how's the patient today sister?", asked the psychiatrist "There's no improvement at all Dr.May I suggest you... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 7, 2017

Bread winner

The head of a family everyday goes to the bakery to buy bread.One day there was no bread: "Today there's no bread due to power cut.Do you eat bread everyday?.Switch on to rice",advised the baker. "I just can't because I'm the bread winner of the family"replied the guy. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 5, 2017

The moon

A little boy asked his father: "I want to go on the moon.Is it far from us?" "Of course my son.You have to travel a very long period to reach there" replied dad 'But it can be easily seen from the window"said the kid Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 4, 2017

Traffic lights

In India a driver who was going at full speed did not stop at the traffic signal which was showing red light.Having noticed the offence, the traffic controller followed him immediately and the driver was forced to stop: "Excuse me Sir.Haven't you seen the red lights?" "Of course I have" "But why did... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 2, 2017

The sheriff

Once a sheriff was passing near a bar which remained open till late at night.There was much commotion coming from inside.He stepped in and contacted the owner: "Why is there so much noise inside?And you should have closed by now" "I'm sorry sheriff but there is birthday party going on" he replied... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

Coffee

A man goes into a coffee shop: "I want a cup of coffee" "Black or white?asked the waiter "Give me one which suits me"replied the client "But Sir you are neither black nor white"remarked the boy "Well then give me a mixture of both"ordered the man Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 30, 2017

Fish hunger strike

A fisherman goes fishing at sea but returns empty hands: "No fish today?"asked his wife "Oops it's a bad day.It seems that the fish are on hunger strike"he replied "But why?" she questioned "There may be something fishy in the water"he pointed out Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 29, 2017

Match stick

A criminal who was sentenced to twenty years' imprisonment was allowed to keep one thing in the cell: "So, what will you have with you?", asked the jailer "I need a cartridge of cigarettes" he replied After twenty years when his cell was opened he was slapping his pockets: "Anybody got a match?" Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 28, 2017

Hats off

After a tough debate competition a brilliant candidate won the first prize: "Hats off to you my dear"yelled the organiser "Thank you.But first of all you must wear your hat"chuckled the candidate Sign in to see full entry.

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