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Thursday, December 7, 2017

The Road Traffidc Officer

A police officer posted on the road whose job was to give traffic signals to vehicles resigned: "Why do you want to stop after so many years of service?"asked his boss "You see my wife complains that while sleeping at night I continue to be on duty.She gets too many slaps.It's better for me to join... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

The circus

A little boy goes to the circus for the first time. Seated on his sofa he is admiring the different shows.Now it's the turn of the fire eater.On seeing him blowing fire out of his mouth the lad cries: "That man is on fire.Call the fireman to save him" Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

The camera

After a hold up in a bank the police visioned the camera footage.However,there was no image at all.The manager of the bank informed the company which had installed the apparatus for repairs.A week later it submitted its report: 'Camera no longer effective.Cataract detected.Refer to ophthalmologist... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 4, 2017

Bachelor's party

As Tanvir decided to get married his friends threw a bachelor's party in honour of their colleague.The guy enjoyed himself extremely since he was shifting to the married department. '' So, in a few days you will no longer be in our circle "stated one of his mate. "Don't worry even if I'm married I... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 2, 2017

Spice Girl

Having slogged for the whole day Ryan reaches home with the idea of eating a tasty menu.But when his wife served dinner he exclaimed: "Darling the food lacks spice.I can't eat this" "Sorry dear I'm not Spice Girl'' she replied Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 1, 2017


As San's mother decided to prepare a chocolate cake she told him: "San, can you buy a kg of flour from the shop?" Now San did not know what it is.So, he went to the florist: "I want a kg of flower" "Sorry young man we don't sell flour here.Besides, I don't have a weighing scale"replied the florist Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 30, 2017


A minister of finance who was of short stature went to the airport to receive the former president of Uganda,Idi Amin: "Good morning Mr'' he told the president on his arrival "Good morning cm.'' replied the president Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 29, 2017


In a family there were two sons.The mother told them: "Why do you quarrel for petty things?.You must learn to share between you" One day their father gave them a Rs 100 note.Taking the note the elder brother tore it into two.He gave half of it to the younger one. The father was stunned.He cried:... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 28, 2017


In a school of law the lecturer asked the student: "How do you call a person who has completed law studies?" "Lawyer.Sir my brother in law has also studied the law.So, he's my brother- in -lawyer" replied the student Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 27, 2017


A woman who was divorced had two children: "Will the social security provide me any financial assistance?"she asked "Of course, your husband will have to give you alimony" "But I don't want alimony I need only money'' she emphasised. Her husband was summoned by the magistrate: "You must give her... Sign in to see full entry.

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