Food is more important to me than air

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Monday, July 8, 2019

Disneyland

A young boy wins a ticket for a visit to Disneyland.He is accompanied by his father for the trip.Having visited the fascinating site the boy is dazzled: ''My son how do you find the village?", asks his father "Dad, I'm enthralled.I feel being on the moon" "But Disneyland is on the land'', dad... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, July 5, 2019

Moonface

A patient who is on cortisone treatment since a long period starts to have swelling on the face.He goes to see his doctor: ''It's called moon face which is a side effect of the drug'', explains the medical officer. "But it's very clumsy", says the patient. "Yeah but the advantage is that it does not... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, July 4, 2019

Lifeline

During the competition' Questions for a champion a candidate gets a tough question but has already used his three lifelines: ''All your lifelines are over.Now try to answer on your own", remarks the presenter of the show. "Can I ask you for a deadline?I will carry out a reserach before... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 3, 2019

Running chain

A cruel dog has the bad habit of barking to passersby on the street.One day a neighbour who is fed up with the dog complains to its master: ''If you do not tie the animal I'll report it to the police.It's a public danger" "I agree with you.But when I restrain the dog it becomes more aggressive",... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, June 29, 2019

Brain transplant

During a severe car accident a passenger sustains a complete brain damage.Now the neurosurgeon meets the patient's relatives: ''In such circumstances I advise you to have a brain transplant",he suggests. As there is no other alternative the family accepts.The operation is carried out successfully... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, June 28, 2019

Mr Pearson

Mr Pearson goes to the market to buy a pear for his son.He gives it to him.A few minutes later his son calls him: "Dad, dad" "What's the matter?', asks Mr Pearson "The fruit is rotten",he replies "OK.Give it to me I'll return it", his father says. He goes back to the fruit seller: "Just imagine what... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, June 26, 2019

Counterfeit notes

Two fraudsters are running away in a deserted area with counterfeit bank notes on a cold icy night.Suddenly, one of them who has bronchial asthma starts to wheeze: "Let me burn those notes to produce some heat so that I can find relief'', he proposes. ''Are you crazy.You will destroy our fortunes",... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, June 25, 2019

The ox and the cart

The owner of an ox cart who has the habit of doing things in the wrong way finds the ox standing behind the cart: "Why is the ox behind the cart?'', he asks his wife "How will I know? Maybe it wants to attact your attention about your way of doing things'', she replies "But it must be in front'',... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, June 22, 2019

Competition

After a quiz competition several prizes are awarded to the winners.But the losers are not happy.They don't agree with the results.One of them tells the organiser: "You have been unjust in the prize giving"' ''Ok.Will you protest about it?", asks the organiser ''Of course, we will come with a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, June 20, 2019

Partner ship

Two business partners decide to start a shipping corporation.Both of them are at the port to see their ship.They enter in to inspect the vessel.After a few minutes one of them disappears.The other one spares no effort to search but he cannot be found.Now he goes to the police to report the matter:... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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