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Saturday, October 12, 2019

Don't follow me

In a movie the heroine follows the hero everywhere but the latter has many enemies who want to eliminate him: "Why are you following me?", he asks "I will always be after you", she replies "Stop it because there are already many people after me", explains the hero Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 10, 2019

The War of the Rose

A political party with the emblem of a rose splits up into two due to electoral reasons.The president and the secretary form their own group.This situation creates a duel between them for the emblem.The case goes to court: "Why are you fighting about the rose?Give it to me'', suggests the lady judge Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 9, 2019

The tattoo

A sailor going on board for a long period makes his wife draw a tattoo near her pussy, the image of a horse with its head pointing towards the cunt.But on returning home he finds that the head of the animal is in the opposite direction: "Perplexed he asks his wife: "Why is the head on the opposite... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 7, 2019

Forced leave

A group of Arab tourists book a whole hotel in Mauritius.But it is on condition that no other clients should be oresent there when they check in.Moreover, it emphasizes that it will come with its own employees.All the workers are given a paid leave by the group. "I wish that these clients stay in... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 2, 2019

The phone

Early morning the phone rings in an office but nobody picks it up.The boss arrives and yells: "Is everybody deaf here?" "No Sir.In fact, the ringing of the phone the whole day has turned us deaf", replies the cleaner Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 1, 2019

Walkman/Walk woman

A youngster entering an office listening to his Walkman is stopped by the security officer: "Please switch off the apparatus in your ears"', he tells the guy. "OK.It's called a Walkman.", replies the youngster. "Walkman or walk woman It is not allowed inside gentleman"' points out the officer. "I,m... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 30, 2019

Pancake

A hungry woman buys a pancake.On receiving the cake she asks: "Sorry I want a pancake but you gave me only the cake.Where is the pan?'' ''Well, that's a great idea.If someone buys five pancakes he /she gets a free pan", proposes the seller '' Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, September 28, 2019

Bus stop

A old fellow is waiting at the bus stop.A bus comes but continues its way without stopping.Furious, the chap reports the driver to the company.After a few days the driver is convoked to a board: "'Why did you fail to pick up the passenger?"', asks the chairman "Because it's not written... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 24, 2019

Patientless hospital

The Minister of Health is inaugurating a brand new hospital: "Today we mus feel proud to have such a modern hospital in our country where everything is paperless''. he announces. "Well said.But we should aim for a patient less hospital", remarks the Director of Health Services. Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, September 21, 2019

Office officer

Two friends, Terry and Sandrine converse about their employment: "'Have you got a job?", asks Terry "Yes, I'm working", replies Sandrine "In which department are you?", continues Terry "I'm employed in an office", says Sandrine "So you are an office officer", remarks Terry. ' Sign in to see full entry.

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