Food is more important to me than air

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Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Deafness

An elderly man wanted to test the hearing aptitude of his wife.One evening when he returned home after work his wife was busy cooking.Her back was turned against him.He thought it was the best moment to carry out the test: ''Darling what's for dinner?'' '' What are you preparing?'' he asked again... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, December 31, 2016

Ice cream

One day my son was watching TV, I told him: ''Please switch off the light'' ''Sorry dad I can't hear you'' he replied I repeated the sentence but again he pretended not to hear me. I said: 'OK. There is ice cream in the refrigerator '' '' Really? I want some'' he ordered. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Fat woman and thin woman

Two married women, one is fat and one is thin are conversing: '' Look at you. you need dieting and exercises to become slim like me"remarked the thin woman. '' Why should I listen to your advice.I'm well nourished.My husband cares for me whereas yours does not feed you well.That's why you look so... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 27, 2016

The butcher

A woman goes to the butcher: '' I want a kilo of fresh beef'' '' Don't worry madam.Here you always get everything fresh'' boasted the butcher Suddenly she heard a voice saying; ''He's lying. He took me out of the freeze just this morning'' cried the beef ''Shut up you beast or I'll kill you''... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, December 25, 2016

Mathematics exercises

The lazy boy:''I'm too tired to do my mathematics exercises'' Father:''It's ridiculous, work has never killed anyone'' Lazy son:''Why should I risk to be the first?'' Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, December 24, 2016

Public city

A traveller who just arrived in a big city of the US was stupefied by the number of billboards in every nook and corner of the street. Immediately he went to see the mayor: '' Excuse me sir.Why is there so much publicity throughout the city?It creates many eyesores'' '' Welcome Sir.But you must... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, December 22, 2016

Ireland

A fellow who immigrated to Ireland for employment could not find a job even after many efforts. After a certain time he was very irritated.Whenever his parents called him he grew angry: ''I know you have bouts of anger because you are still jobless'' affirmed his mother ''Oh! not exactly mom.It's... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Electric city

During a week-end the mayor of Port- Louis launched an entertainment programme for the citizens known as Porlwi by light.A tourist who was walking around asked a passerby: ''Why is there so much light all around?'' ''Of course because there is electricity everywhere''he replied ''So, I'm in an... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 20, 2016

The doctor's bill

The son of a patient who was in the terminal stage called the doctor. After listening to his heartbeats with a stethoscope the doctor affirmed: ''I'm sorry your father has passed away'' ''Are you sure doctor? Because you did not do a complete examination'' retorted the son. The doctor went out and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 19, 2016

The generous friend

A candidate who participated in a quiz competition tells his friend: ''I've won a prize to travel in Guadeloupe for six persons.I'm too happy! As I like you very well and we understand each other well, immediately I thought about you'' ''Wow! that's great.So we'll go together'' exclaimed the guy... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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