Food is more important to me than air

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Sunday, January 29, 2017

End of year party

During the end of year party the boss of the company pronounced his speech: ''I thank you for all your efforts and devotion to make the company reach its top level'' ''But, excuse me Sir we have not seen your contribution'' voiced out one employee ''What do you think I was doing in my office?... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 18, 2017

At home

A young man whose father aws admitted in a home asked the manager: ''Is this the right place to leave my father?I hope he will be in good hands'' '' Of course,Sir we 'll spare no efforts to make him feel at home here'' reassured the manger. '' But I don't want to stay here.I want to go... Sign in to see full entry.

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The atheist

An atheist who made up his mind to become a believer of God went to meet the clergy of his parish: ''Where is God?'' asked the clergy.He remained quiet ''Where is God'?'' repeated the clergy.Again he did not answer ''Where is God?''questioned the clergy for the third time with a louder voice This... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 16, 2017

One in three

The head of family decided to go to the movies with his family: his son and wife.As they were taking too much time to get ready he left earlier to buy the tickets. After buying them he went inside the hall and stretched himself on three seats.On seeing him in this position the usher said; ''Excuse... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, January 15, 2017

Christmas gift

''What gift did you receive from Santa Claus?'' asked Dilan ''Well, I've got a swimming pool'' replied Brandon ''That's interesting.I'll come to your place on Saturday with my swimming suit'' proposed Dilan ''But it's not possible now because my parents are using it as water tank due to the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, January 12, 2017

The cowbreeder

After the passage of a cyclone a cow breeder's stable was destroyed.He went to see a farmer to board the cow.The first farmer charged him $25 and he would keep the manure for himself.Considering the price too high he went to a second one who claimed $20 plus the manure. The cow breeder contacted... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 9, 2017

Alcotest

The police stopped a driver whom he suspected to be under the influence of alcohol.He gave him a balloon to inflate for an alcotest.Another car was passing by with a child sitting on the back seat: ''Dad.Stop the car'' he shouted ''Why?The police has not beckoned me to stop'' replied his father... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 6, 2017

The trained parrot

A man goes to the market and finds a beautiful parrot.A red string was tied on it's left leg and a green one on it's right leg: ''Why are there strings on both its legs?'' he asked the seller ''This is a highly trained parrot.If you pull the red string it sings and if you pull the green one it... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Professional worrier

A director of entreprise who worked under continuous pressure was always stressed.One day he saw this advertisement: ''Profesional worrier offering services to relieve your worries and tension at moderate fees'' The director was interested with the offer and hired his services. ''Nowadays I see that... Sign in to see full entry.

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New treatment for hiccups

A man who was having persistent hiccups went to see the doctor: ''Dr, please relieve me of this non stop problem'' ''Come near me'' ordered the medical officer. As soon as he approached him the doctor slapped him violently. ''Dr are you mad?is this the treatment for hiccups?''he yelled ''Of course,... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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