Food is more important to me than air

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Sunday, February 19, 2017

The taxi driver

A woman stopped a cab. As soon as she boarded the driver shoot off on the road. He lost control of his vehicle, nearly hit another car, landed on the footpath near a shop window: ''My God! Where will I land, in hell or paradise? Driver can't you drive more cautiously?''she vociferated screaming..... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Banana leaf

A very opulent man was donating food at lunch time in a convent.As he was busy serving the meal himself one old man told him: ''I don't have any plate.Can you give me one please?'' '' Sorry I don't have time to look for one.Go and cut a banana leaf from outside'' suggested the man. ''Oh! I see, you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Same marks

In the final exams two candidates scored the same marks. The candidate who was more intelligent did not agree with the results.He asked for a recount: ''Both of you have given the same number of correct answers except for the last question'' pointed out the examiner. ''And what is the answer?''... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, February 12, 2017

The ideal husband

During a seminar on marriage the wedding planner puts a question to the girls: ''Who kind of husband do you like?'' ''Well,I prefer someone who is jobless'' replied one girl ''Can you justify your choice?'' continued the planner ''Because he can do the household chores, look after the kids when I'm... Sign in to see full entry.

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Mother's day

On the occasion of Mother's Day Dustin was thinking what gift to give his blind mother.He was walking on the street when he saw a bird seller with a beautiful parrot.He bought it bearing in mind that the bird can read the bible for his mom. After a few days Dustin asked his mother: '' Mom do you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, February 10, 2017

Water

It was the job of Ted to change the water in the aquarium.One day his mother noticed that the water was dirty.She asked her son: ''Ted, have you changed the water of the fish?'' ''But they have have not yet drunk all' he replied Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, February 9, 2017

The Lion & the stag

One day while a lean stag was walking in the forest it saw a lion.With a trembling voice it pleaded: ''Please let me go. I have not eaten since three days..I'm looking for some grass'' ''Ha! ha!'', laughed the lion, '' what about me? I'm also hungry'' After a few minutes of thought the lion replied:... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, February 3, 2017

In london

A Soviet traveller arrived in London for the first time.He wanted to visit Piccadilly circus: ''Excuse me Sir. Can you tell me where is Piccadilly circus?'' he asked a passerby '' Well, it's just in front of Trafalgar Square'' replied the passerby. ''And where is Trafalgar Square?'' continued the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, February 2, 2017

Customs declaration

A woman landed at the airport with ten children under 10 years. Each one waited for the arrival of the luggage.When the ninth child collected his luggage the customs officer asked: ''Ma'am are all these yours?'' ''Of course both the children and the luggage are mine" she sighed ''And do you have any... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Gender

Ted's dog gave birth to four puppies.He went along to see them with his dad. ''There are two male and two female puppies'' he told his mother breathlessly. ''How do you know?'' she asked ''Dad lifted them up and looked underneath'' he replied ''I think it's printed on the bottom'' Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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