Food is more important to me than air

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Monday, March 13, 2017

The School

Dany, a little boy who has just been admitted at school asks his father; ''Tell me dad, do you know the place where everybody sleeps when only one person speaks?'' ''School'' replied dad Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 12, 2017

Fire fighting

There was a fire outbreak in a famous supermarket.The owner called the Fire Brigade. After quite a long time they reached the area.As soon as they arrived they started to water themselves first. ''What are you doing?It's my building which is on fire, not you?''asked the proprietor ''But we must... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 11, 2017

The football coach

During a seminar on football the organiser put a question: ''Who is the most stressed person on the field?'' ''The goalkeeper'' replied a participant at the rear seat. ''No, it's the coach.At times you see him shouting on top of his lungs, at times you see him smiling and at times he... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 9, 2017

Spatial ambulance

One day Esther and Eric saw an albatross flying with a hoopoe on its back: ''Oh! Wonderful.The two birds are good friends'' thought Eric. ''Can't you see the hoopoe injured?So, it's a spatial ambulance'' affirmed Esther Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

The Good Deed

A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping.It was found by a honest little boy.After opening it the lady spoke; '' Amazing!Before losing the bag there was a 100 euro note but now I find 100 coins of 1euro'' ''I changed the 100 note into coins so that I can get a reward'' explained... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 4, 2017

The Ugly Duckling

Three old maids are dead and reach heaven at the same time.As they approach the door St Peter says: ''The golden rule here in heaven is don't step on the ducks.So, on entering they find ducks here and there.It is almost impossible not to step on a duck despite their efforts to avoid them.The first... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 2, 2017

Toothache

Roaie comes home from the dentist: ''Do you still have toothache?''asks her mummy. ''I don't know.I have given it to the dentist and I had even to pay for it''she replied Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 27, 2017

Mrs Alia and her dog

Being a very rich woman, Mrs Alia decided to celebrate her birthday in a different way.She called a famous artist to paint her portrait. She handed over to him her photograph.He asked her to come back in a few days. On the appointed day she went to the artist's place to collect her painting.After... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 23, 2017

Your word

A friend told Jerry: ''You had given me your word but you did not keep it" ''Sorry, I was so hungry that I swallowed it'' replied Jerry Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

The grocery store

A boy asks his father: "Why do you look only at the lower stalls at the grocery store?' ''To find the lowest prices"replied dad " Now, I understand why mom always complains about the food being less spicy"chuckled the lad Sign in to see full entry.

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