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Friday, March 24, 2017

Assocaition of beggars

A beggar is asking for alms: ''Please give me something to eat.I have been starving since three days'' ''Sorry my friend.You have knocked at the wrong door.I'm also in the same boat ''he replied '' OK.Then join me We''ll beg together.We will be stronger if we create an assocaition'' proposed the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 23, 2017

Battered man

A man who was in a male congregation was found wearing a T-shirt with the inscription: 'I MY HUSBAND'' ''Are you a real man?''asked a guy ''No, I'm a battered man'' he replied Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Stand on your feet

A country was completely dependent on imported materials for its survival.The Prime minister pronounced a discourse in an assembly: " Now it's high time to stop our dependency.We must stand on our own feet'' A man whose both legs were amputated stood up and intoned: ''Mr the Prime minister look at... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Headmaster

One morning when his wife came to wake him up the headmaster told her: ''I don't want to go to school today'' ''Why?'' asked his wife ''You see those teachers are not nice to me''he replied ''Come on darling.You are the headmaster and you are behaving like a schoolboy'' she retorted Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 20, 2017

Letter

Two lunatics are discussing in a psychiatric hospital: '' What are you doing?''asks the first one " I'm writing a letter''replied the other one ''To whom?''questions his friend ''To myself'' he replies "And what are you narrating?"continues the first lunatic ''I don't know.I haven't received it yet"... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 19, 2017

The lawyer

'' Which profession would you like to do when you grow up Tom?'' his father asked '' I want to become a lawyer''he replied ''Why do you choose that?''continued his father. ''Because he has the art of turning true into false and vice versa.Besides I have seen you lying to mother on different... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, March 18, 2017

The hungry lion

One day an old, lean and malnourished man was going through a forest.Suddenly he heard the roaring of a lion: ''Sorry old man,I have not eaten since two days.I have no choice but to eat you'' it said ''Oh! you king of the animals, have pity upon me.What will you get from me?Only skin and bones''... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 16, 2017

Old bottle

A young woman confides to her friend; ''My dream is to marry an old man'' ''Oh really! Why''her friend asked ''There is good wine in old bottles'' she replied Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 15, 2017

New suit

A countryman who was brought to town by his friend was given a new suit to wear: ''So, my friend how do you feel in this new attire?'' ''I can't understand if I am wearing the suit or the suit is wearing me'' replied the countryman. ''Anyway it reflects some change'' laughed his friend Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Anatomy

A professor tells the medical students; ''We have 206 bones in our body'' '' I hope my dog does not hear this''replied one student Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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