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Monday, December 16, 2019

Expired

A bachelor who is on a dating site receives an e-mail: 'Review your smart friend Vanessa' But when he opens the mail it is timed out with the message 'Unfortunately your friend Vanessa has expired "Oh! Sorry.My dearest condolences to her family'', he replies back Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 12, 2019

Fireworks

Ab iindividual adventures himself in an area where there is heavy fireworks goimg on.The security officer warns him: 'Be careful.Keep off the premises,It is dangerous.You run the risk of being burnt'' "'Don't worry there are water works in the vicinity"',he replies Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 10, 2019

The lawyer

A lawyer is late at the court: "Is this the time to attend your case?'', asks the magistrate "Sorry your Highness.I was so deeply absorbed in studying the case that I forgot the time", replies tne lawyer "You should have taken a lift from your client"', brings out the magistrate "'But this is not... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 3, 2019

Bonus film

An individual goes to the cinema to watch the film 'Forest Gump'.After a few minutes there is a blackout and the film starts.However, after a short while he realises that it's another film which is being projected.Immediately he goes to see the assistant: "Why are you playing the wrong film?", he... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 2, 2019

Re-tired

After toiling for several years a worker decides to retire from his job: "Why are you retiring?'', asks the employer "Obviously, I must be tired to re-tire.It is self explanatory'', affirms the employee ' Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 27, 2019

Recount

A candidate who is not elected in the general elections asks for a recount.He meets the returning officer: ''I'm not satisfied with the results", says the returning officer. "'It's better to forget it",advises the returning officer. "Why?It's your duty", argues the candidate. "Because I' m sure... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 25, 2019

Justified absence

A newly appointed minister is eager to learn about the functioning of the ministry.But the CEO is on leave for two days.On resuming duty the minister questions him: "'I 've just been appointed and you are away.Where have you been?" "'I was on leave to know if you can work without me."', replies the... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 19, 2019

Go to Hell

A man having an altercation with his wife shouts: "Go to hell" ''Can you show me the way darling?'', says the woman 'But you already know it since you come roght from there", he replies Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 12, 2019

Indecency

An old couple is watching a film on the TV where there is much indecency: "Nowadays the women accept to appear indecent in films", the wife tells her husband "'You are wrong.It's not indecency.They are poor.They can't buy clothes"', replies the husband Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 5, 2019

Money changer

A person having a Rs 1000 note goes to a money changer: "Can you change this into ten Rs100 notes please?" "Sorry you are at the wrong place''", replies the cashier "But there is a signboard 'money changer '' outside", replies the chap "' Here we are interested in only euros and dollars ", specifies... Sign in to see full entry.

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