Food is more important to me than air

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Wednesday, March 7, 2018

Burn the candle at both ends

The head of a family works day and night to round off his income at the end of the month.However, his son who likes to entertain himself spends all the money lavishly.Furious, one day he tells his son: "I burn the candle at both ends while you are squandering all that I am earning" His son goes to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 6, 2018

Sun on leave

In a country it rained for almost a month.The sun was not visible at all.The meteorological station announced: "As the sun is on leave it will rain for an indefinite period.Just pray that the sun get wells soon and resumes duty" Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 5, 2018

Grandmother

After the death of her grandmother Sylvia was crying incessantly.She went on nonstop: "Oh my little daughter! I know you loved grandmother very much.But please stop crying"said her aunt. "I'm sad because who will do my homework now'pointed out Sylvia Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 4, 2018

Church Hill

In a remote countryside of England the Christians decided to build a church on the hill as there was scarcity of space.Sir Winston Churchill who lived in that locality never went to the church.One day the pastor met him: "My son, I never see you at the church"he voiced out. "Sorry father.I don't... Sign in to see full entry.

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Breakdown

An old couple goes to the seaside which is within a walking distance.A car which is going in that direction stops: "Hi, Do you need a lift?he asks "No,thanks we prefer to go on foot"replied the woman. After having walked a little distance the couple sees the car has stopped: "Have you got a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 2, 2018

Bachelors' Party

A gentleman was getting married.So, he invites his friends who are bachelors to celebrate a party.On the day of the party he notices the presence of a married guy: 'Hey dude what are you doing here?It's meant only for bachelors"reminded the gentleman 'But I'm a BA( Bachelor of Arts)" he replied Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 1, 2018

Sea crash

The captain of a ship sends a distress signal: "Please come to our rescue immediately.There is a bomb in the ship installed by pirates.Save us before the sea crash'' Sign in to see full entry.

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Sex post heart attack

An individual was victim of a heart attack.The doctor warned him about sex: 'You must strictly abtain from sex with your wife for the moment" A few days later he was in the company of his concubine: "Darling it's a long time we are not having sex' he reminded her. "Yes, but we can't due to your... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 27, 2018

Windows

A lady who was having problems with her PC contacts a technician: "Good morning ma'am.How may I help you?' "Sir, I can't print any documents on my computer"she explained "Is your PC on?'asked the technician "Yes Sir"she replied 'OK.Now open your Wndows ma'am"he advised. "It's very hot here.The... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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