Food is more important to me than air

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Thursday, February 15, 2018

Roadshow

A country which was promoting its tourism abroad undertook an aggressive campaign to organise road shows abroad.The minister was on mission when he was informed by his secretary that the mayor of a famous town refused to give access to the roads: "Oh No!But why must we cancel our roadshows?"asked... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Vegetables market

A woman went to the market to buy vegetables.But due to floods caused by climate changes there was no vegetables at all: "It's distressing.I 've got money but there's no vegetables.What will we consume?"she questioned "I think it's time to eat the money itself"ironized the seller Sign in to see full entry.

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Hospitalisation

Yaou must have noticed that I did not post any writing since the past few days.I couldn't because I was admitted at the hospital for a post jogging cardiac attack.But thank God I'm back again.Here's a new joke. Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, February 8, 2018

Rose

On the occasion of Valentine's Day a lover offered a rose to his girlfriend Rose: 'Thank you darling.Sometimes I hope my life will really be a bed of roses with you,"said Rose. "Of course sweetheart.However bear in mind there is no Rose without thorn,"he retorted Sign in to see full entry.

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Rose

On the occasion of Valentine's Day a lover offered a rose to his girlfriend Rose: 'Thank you darling.Sometimes I hope my life will really be a bed of roses with you,"said Rose. "Of course sweetheart.However bear in mind there is no Rose without thorn,"he retorted Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, February 7, 2018

Ghost

A woman who was sleeping near her husband during the day suddenly woke up with a jerk: "What's the matter darling.You nearly jumped out of bed"asked her husband. "I saw a ghost in front of me.Maybe it's a night mare "she explained. "Nightmare during the day?'wondered her husband "I think the ghost... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 6, 2018

Air police

An plane which was flying to America was hijacked by terrorists.Everybody was horrified except a kid called Jatin: "Be careful my son.These cruel people can attack you"warned his mother "Mom can you give me your phone?'he asked "What will you do with it?"she questioned "To inform the air... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 5, 2018

Prenup Honeymoon

A couple who live in cohabitation decides to enter the wedlock: "Darling where are we going for our honeymoon?"asked the woman "Sweetheart we've already had our honeymoon.Now it's just holidays"replied the man Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, February 3, 2018

Time bomb

A terrorist who attempted to explode the Lok Sabha placed a time bomb in the building.He watched the news but there was not any announcement about it.He was convoked by his boss: "Did you place the time bomb?" 'Of course, Chief" he intoned "Then why is the building still there?"continued his boss... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, February 2, 2018

From Leader to Dealer

The team leader of a health organisation was arrested by the Narcotics Bureau for drug trafficking: "What a contradiction.You are supposed to set good examples.But from leader now you have turned into a dealer"pronounced the public prosecutor. "Yes Sir.What I have achieved as dealer is ten times... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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