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Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Bluffmaster

During a meeting of the Employees' Union many members met together to lodge complaints about their different jobs.It started with a general presentation. The first person to speak was the post master, then the school master and finally the station master.But the bluffmaster protested vehemently:... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 18, 2018

Undercover cop

A criminal was arrested by the police after much search. "Didn't you know that it was an undercover cop?"asked his lawyer. "How will I know?There was no cover on him"replied the criminal Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, March 17, 2018

At sixes and sevens

The head teacher enters a mathematics class; 'So, Mr Pinto how id the class going on?'he asks the instituter 'I'm sorry but everything is at sixes and as because we have not yet received the mathematics book"he replied 'But I don't see neither six nor seven"affirmed the headmaster Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 16, 2018

The National Flag

On the occasion of the celebration of the fifty years of independence the national flag of a country was fixed upsdie down on the pole.On seeing this the Prime Minister was furious: "What the hell is this?"he yelled. "As you are fully aware of the state of affairs in our country, everything is topsy... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 15, 2018

Latecomers

In an entreprise the employees had cultivated the bad habit of attending duty late.On seeing the situation, the boss summoned them to a meeting where he announced to take sanctions against latecomers: "Henceforth all latenesses will be deducted from the salaries"he proclaimed "And what about early... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Home Masters

A retired school master met his ancient friend who was postmaster: "Hey buddy how are you?Are you still working?" he asked "No my friend.I'm retired. And you?"replied the post master "I'm also at home.So, we are both home masters "commented the school master Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 13, 2018

The medicine

A patient who was having a chronic cough went to see the doctor: "Dr I am coughing persistently" he said After examining him the doctor told the patient: "I'm prescribing the best cough syrup for you.Come back again after a fortnight. He returned to the medical officer: ''So, how are you?' 'I'm... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 12, 2018

Adult lies

Two school children, a boy and a girl are complaining about the lies which adults say: Girl:"Why do adults lie when they force us children to speak the truth?' Boy:"Because they don't get beaten whereas children can be spanked if found lying" Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 9, 2018

The tortoise race.

One day two tortoises decide to do a race.A rabbit is given the responsibility to control it..Both of them stand near the departure line.As soon as the rabbit blows the whistle the tortoises start walking. After half hour the tortoises are still walking around.Finally after much struggle one of them... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 8, 2018

The dream

During a literature class a pupil was sleeping.The teacher who noticed it shouted: 'Hey, you lazy bun.It's still daytime.Why are you sleeping now?" "Sir, teachers say that we must realise our dreams but they don't allow us to sleep"retorted the pupil. Sign in to see full entry.

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