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Friday, April 13, 2018

MASTER BOOK

In a particular institution all the data is complied in a master book which remains under the custody of the master.An employee who wants to obtain an important information asks the messenger: "Where is the master book?" "It's with the master" he replied "And where is the master?"continued the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 12, 2018

Final wish

The judge asks a convict who was sentenced to death by hanging: "What's your final wish" "I wish that the rope breaks when I'm being hanged"he says Effectively when the convict is being hanged the rope cracks.: "You see it's the wish of God who has given me a new life"he asserts Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Grasshopper

A little boy finds an insect flying around in the house.He asks his mother: 'Mom how do we call this insect and why is it here?" "My son it' s a grasshopper.It has entered at random"she replied. "But there's no grass inside mom"he stated Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, April 10, 2018

Unparliamentary

During a debate in the Parliament on an important issue an M LA made a disagreeable comment which the speaker did not like: "Hon member please remove your word because this term is unparliamentary" "Mr the speaker, I don't think so because I did not hear the parliament make any complaint"replied the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, April 9, 2018

Only truth

A politician is talking in a meeting: "When I talk only truth comes out from my mouth",he declares At the same time his dentures fall out of his mouth. "The dentures are false.That's why they fall down'',he justifies Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, April 7, 2018

Head news

While watching TV a tot saw the title'Head News': "Dad what's head news?he asked "It's all about the main news item"explained his father When the news was over again he tells his dad: "But dad it's news without any head" "OK.Haven't you seen the head of the news caster?"questioned dad Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, April 6, 2018

Extra time

A tyrant who had been ruling over the country since long got the visit of the death angel.On reaching there the angel cried: "Your time has expired.Are you ready to depart from your kingdom" "Please grant me for some extra time.I promise you I will change my life"pleased the tyrant ''Sorry no more... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 5, 2018

Milkman

The milkman travels throughout the town to distribute milk to the residents.One day he was absent and the people complained about it to the mayor.He was convoked to the latter's office: "Why haven't you supplied milk today?" ''All the cows in the countryside are on strike.They are asking a better... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, April 4, 2018

Black money

Having accumulated an enormous sum of black money, a launderer was thinking about the ways to purify it.He asked one of his associates; ''Do you know any means to launder black money?" "Of course buddy.Piant the money white", he advised,"It's the symbol of purity" Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, April 3, 2018

Batman

Tom and Jerry are watching their favourite series of Batman on the TV.On seeing Batman flying high in the sky he asks his friend: "Hey is that Batman?" 'Of course"replies Jerry ''But where is his bat?"continues Tom. ''The bat has been stolen by a bat.Batman is looking for it"explains Jerry Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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