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Monday, February 26, 2018

Jesus and the lunatic

A psychiatric patient who was passing near the statue of Jesus stopped for a while to pray..A passerby who saw him asked afterwards: "What did you say to Jesus? "Oh my Lord! Why has God made me a lunatic?'replied the patient "And what did he say?'continued the passerby. Jesus replied,"My son you are... Sign in to see full entry.

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Who are you?

A house owner who left his abode for a few days came back home.But to his utmost surprise his dog was barking at him: "Stop it you bastard.Don't you recognise your master?'he shouted. On hearing the barking sounds his wife got out: "Hey you intruder.Who are you?'she vociferated. "I think the dog is... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, February 25, 2018

Free mechanical courses

A car owner wants to get rid of his old jalopy.As the vehicle is in a deplorable condition he is giving an interesting offer.His puts the ads as follows: "Ancient model car for sale at a cheap price.Free mechanical course available to the buyer" A few days later a client is interested with the car:... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, February 22, 2018

Blank paper

During a final examination a student returned his questionnaire blank: "Why have you not answered any question?"asked the tutor "I copied it from another candidate"he replied Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Lawyer

A student who decided to study law went to attend a seminar about the subject.At the end the presenter invited questions: "What is the best attribute a law student must possess to become a good lawyer?" questioned the student. "Other than a good knowledge of the law, integrity and eloquence there is... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 20, 2018

Drop by drop payment

A civil servant who was accused of tax evasion was summoned by the Chief Revenue Officer: "I'm perplexed by you.You owe so much money.How will you pay the arrears?" "Sorry Sir.I don't have such a huge sum.Can you suggest a payment plan?" 'Well, I'm referring you to the Irrigation Authority"proposed... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, February 18, 2018

Why giraffes have long necks?

Eileen goes to the zoo with her father for the first time.She finds an animal with a long neck: Eileen: Dad,how do we call this animal?'she questions her father Dad:"It's called the giraffe" Eileen:"But why does it have a long neck?" Dad:"It's a curious mammal.It always looks on the other side of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Lions Club

A lion hunter who was reading the newspaper saw an ad about the Lions Club.A few days later he applied for membership in the club.A week later he got an email: "We are pleased to inform you that your membership has been accepted.Please call at the seat of the club for further formalities"... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, February 16, 2018

Whistle blower

While enacting laws to prevent corruption in the country the Minister of Good Governance stipulated the importance of a whistle blower: 'I agree with you.But the government must provide the person a whistle"stressed the leader of the opposition Sign in to see full entry.

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Cork remover

In a country where there is heavy traffic jam the Minister of Public Infrastructure preconized certain solutions but they were of no avail.A hawker proposed: "I am giving huge discount on cork removers" "But I don't see how this will help to clear the roads"retorted the minister "As you notice there... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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