Food is more important to me than air

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Monday, April 2, 2018

Toothpaste

One morning Celine wakes up and goes to brush her dentures.But there was no toothpaste.She calls her husband: "Daring why did you forget the toothpaste?How will I clean my mouth?There will be foul smell" "Take out your dentures and spray some deodorant on them.They will smell good 'he suggests Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, April 1, 2018

Teeth lending

Two friends,Arvind and Arshad go to the restaurant for dinner.Arshad is edentate.The waiter gives them the menu card: "Which dish do you want?'asks Arvind "My friend I just want some soup"replies Arshad "Why soup?.I'll order beef for both of us'insisted Arvind "How will I eat that without any... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, March 31, 2018

Food strike

In a country where there was a scarcity of food many traders were hoarding foodstuff to sell them at black market.As the Ministry of Commerce was powerless to take actions a group of customers started a hunger strike. 'It is justified for them to go on strike because both ways there's no... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Moon invisible

An astronaut was sent on mission by the NASA.However, after a few days he returned back.He made a report to the organisation: 'Cloudy sky.Moon invisible.So, I returned back. Mission failed' Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 27, 2018

Fight for your rights

In a factory where the workers were being exploited the union organised a meeting to listen to their grievances: 'We must fight for our rights"exclaimed the union leader "But we have neither guns nor swords.How will we fight?"questioned an employee "Don't worry. I will order weapons from the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 26, 2018

Old jalopy

Two aged friends met after a long time; "Hey buddy.how are you?What about your health"asked the first friend "Thank God, I'm fine after the heart attack"replied the other one "And are you well?"continued the first one. ''Now I 'm having pain all over"he answered. "Yeah. When you grow old you become... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 25, 2018

Woo man

A new sexy woman joined the firm to work as secretary: "Welcome my dear.Do you know your duties?"asked the boss 'I will do all the secretarial duties like typing, preparing meetings and fixing appointments, etc..."she replied "And do you know my job?''continued the boss "It's you who decide... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 23, 2018

Headstand

A head teacher who was suffering from chronic headache went to see the doctor: ''Do you get intense headache?"asked the medical officer 'Yes, Dr it's permanent"replied the teacher "What's your profession?'continued the Dr. "I work as head teacher'' said the patient ''It's probably due to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 22, 2018

Chatting

Two women are chatting in a cinema hall.A man sitting just behind them intervenes: "Excuse me.Please keep quiet.I can't hear anything" "Of course you should not because the conversation is none of your concern' retorts one woman Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 21, 2018

Elopement

During the wedding of an opulent family while all the members of the family were busy preparing for the great event the bride availed herself of this opportunity to run away.Now when the relatives looked for her she was not to be seen.Everybody was stupefied. To save his honour the head of the... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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