Food is more important to me than air

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Monday, April 23, 2018

Food festival

During a food festival several varieties of food were displayed.But there was a section forbidden to the public.A curious visitor wanted to know the secret: "Why can't we have access here?' he asked "It's a one way street.If we allow you in you won't come back", explained the official "How can it be... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, April 22, 2018

Miss understanding

The professor is giving a lecture on teens pregnancy at the university.A teenager got up and questioned him: ' Prof'what's the best method to avoid such pregnancy?' "Miss you are misunderstanding me.I'm not here to talk about contraceptives.I'm just painting a picture of the situation. ''I'm Miss... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, April 21, 2018

Urine

A patient is having bladder distension: "Did you pass urine since the morning?" "Sorry Dr.I have passed all my exams.But I have never passed the urine exam"replies the patient Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, April 20, 2018

Homework

A student goes to school without having done her homework: "When will you do your homework?"asks the teacher "When you let me go home" she replies "Why should you?"continues the teacher "Homework must be done at home " reasons the student Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 19, 2018

Mid- wife crisis

In a maternity ward only two midwives are working.Just think about the work load on the two women.The senior one contacts the supervisor: "Ma'am, being short of staff we need extra pair of hands" "Sorry today there is a mid-wife crisis"replied the supervisor Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, April 18, 2018

The Robots

A company using artificial intelligence to manufacture its products installed several robots to operate the machinery. One day they were tired and went on strike: " Boss we robots work incessantly during day and night whereas you people get resting time"the leader retorted. '' You are here only to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, April 17, 2018

The joker

A joker whose job is to amuse people was sad for unknown reasons.His wife tried to solace him: "What a contradiction!.You make the audience laugh with your jokes.Now who will cheer you up?" she brought out. "Only a joker can help a joker"he replied Sign in to see full entry.

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The joker

A joker whose job is to amuse people was sad for unknown reasons.His wife tried to solace him: "What a contradiction!.You make the audience laugh with your jokes.Now who will cheer you up?" she brought out. "Only a joker can help a joker"he replied Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, April 16, 2018

Fool's cap

A dunce clerk working in an office asks the officer in charge of the stationery department; "I need some foolscaps" A few minutes later the officer returns with a cap: "Here's your material" he tells the clerk' "I didn't ask for this"says the clerk" 'As you are a fool put the cap on your... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, April 15, 2018

Soldier

A soldier who had been fighting for his country for many years was tired and retired from the army: "What do you plan to do after retirement?"asked the colonel "Now I will be far from the madding crowd by applying for the post of Minister of Defence"he replied Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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