Food is more important to me than air

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Monday, May 7, 2018

Commission of Inquiry

The executive officer of the Ministry of Industry tells the director of a company: "I need a commission for so many tenders approved for your company" The director reported him to the Economic Crime Office.Now the ECO summoned the director for inquiry: "Yes, I mean Commission of Inquiry" he... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, May 5, 2018

Gift horse

On the occasion of her birthday an opulent person decides to offer a horse as gift to his wife: "Darling thank you for the nice gift.But what will I do with it?I don't know riding"she emphasized. "Accept is simply.Don't look at the gift horse into the mouth"he retorted Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, May 4, 2018

Manager

A manager in a private firm is summoned by his boss: "Our profits are decreasing day by day and you are doing nothing to increase productivity.You are incompetent"he vociferates. The manager returns. to his office.Feeling humiliated and being furious he dilapidates everything; 'Form manager to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 1, 2018

Postmaster

A client goes to the post office: "It's almost one month and I have not yet received my packet from UK",he complains, "Where is the postmaster?' A few minutes later a tall mature man arrives; "Any problem Sir?How can I help you?I'm the master of this post"he says ''If you are the master then where... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, April 30, 2018

The firefighter

A woman who is alone at night calls the Fire Brigade: "Come urgently.I'm on fire"she shouts on the phone. "Sorry ma'am.My fire extinguisher is out of order"replies the fireman. "Are you sure.Come here.I'll verify it", insisted the woman Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, April 28, 2018

Frst in second hand

A man bought a used vehicle which caused him many mechanical problems.He talked about it to his friend: "I'm really fed up with this jalopy"he uttered. 'Of course such a car will make your life miserable.Go to James Motors.It's first in second hand"he advised Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, April 27, 2018

Eat my brain

Last night I was helping my son with his mathematics home work.I explained to him how to tackle the various numbers.After a few minutes he felt hungry: ''Dad is there something to eat?", he asked. "Of course my son.There are so many cakes in the kitchen.Go and choose yourself",I replied. Having... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 26, 2018

Private toilets

A traveller goes to a foreign country.White roaming on the street he urgently needs to answer nature's call.He searched for public toilets but there were only private ones.As he has no 2 euro coins he pees in a public place.He is caught red handed by the police.Now he is fined 20 euros.On returning... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, April 25, 2018

Space

A woman tells her husband that she needs more space.So he went to the NASA: '' When is your next mission in space?" "Why?"asked the official "My wife is looking for space"he replied Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, April 24, 2018

The Postman and the dog

A postman who works in a village often complains about a particular dog which runs after him when he goes to deliver letters.One day he got a brilliant idea to avoid the animal.As soon as he rang the bell the dog appeared and began to bark.He threw the letter in its mouth saying: "Go and give it to... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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