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Wednesday, June 4, 2025

I'm Still Here

I've been off the computer for a couple of days, partly because I haven't been able to come up with anything interesting or new or funny to share. These days it seems like there's so much chaos in the world, we should count ourselves lucky to enjoy a few days of nothing to report. Boring is a good... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, June 1, 2025

Prescription for Politics-Induced Anxiety

Gonna ask my doctor to write a prescription for Fukitol. These little green capsules contain pollen from Whocares Daisies grown in wild mountain meadows and a smidgen of imported Notmyproblem root. This combo is designed to address the symptoms of politics-induced fatigue, and curb the urge to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, May 30, 2025

Utopian: modeled on or aiming for a state in which everything is perfect

What's the direct opposite of utopian? You've got that right -- it's dystopian. Also termed Orwellian after George Orwell's dystopian novel "1984." You may have studied that one in English Lit. We were sure such a thing could never happen in America. Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, May 29, 2025

Old Song Lyrics

Home, home on the range, where the deer and the antelope play, where seldom is heard a discouraging word and the skies are not cloudy all day. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, May 28, 2025

A BIT OF GOOD NEWS

For the past 3 or 4 months I've been eating less fat, fewer calories, (but I still munch on a chocolate chip cookie now and then) - and according to my scale I've lost about 10-12 pounds in the past couple of months. But today when I went for a bone density scan (doctor's orders of course) - they... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 27, 2025

Nuthin' Much

Sick of politics, long rants and blather. If a nap's available, that's what I'd rather. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, May 26, 2025

IRONY WITH A HUMOROUS TWIST

My niece just graduated with a BA in English, specializing in writing, and texted me the title of a book she's thinking about writing. In our family, ironic jokes have often gotten us past some thorny issues that might have really caused problems, and her idea for the title seemed to fit that mode.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, May 24, 2025

THE PRESIDENT'S PLUNGER

I've been thinking about a gag. Shortly after I moved into this house, probably 18 or 19 years ago, my friendly Ex stopped by for a coffee. He asked to use my bathroom, and when he came out, he said "Don't go in there." He abruptly left and came back a few minutes later with a toilet plunger, which... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, May 21, 2025

TIP FOR THE DAY

Keep in mind, the word is pronounced Bibberty! Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 20, 2025

More on Patchwork

Yesterday I posted that I found a notebook with a number of hand-written stories that would work for the collection - to be titled "Patchwork." And then I got the idea to copy a few posts from here on FB that were just the same kinds of stories. I had no idea I wrote so many - by the time I... Sign in to see full entry.

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