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Saturday, October 1, 2011

The Queens of Mean

One thing I used to love about female impersonators was their sense of humor. When I worked at the college I was drawn to those super-fems who love to rip apart the ladies of show biz and the clothes horses on campus. These bitchy not-broads are like the fashionistas who frequent red carpet parades... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 30, 2011

It's an epidemic...

Everyone's doing it. Daughter Robin's in law school, holding her own and working like hell. Daughter-in-law Liz is going for her masters' degree online while working at Walmart. Son Joe is at trade school two nights a week going for a certificate in HVAC -- there's always work for a guy who can fix... Sign in to see full entry.

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Red October

In St. Louis that's the catch phrase for the Cardinals going into the playoffs. They were ten games down, considered by many to be out of it. Kinda like '64 when they were almost counted out. And then came the winning streak, the bats got hot and the wins kept coming. A couple nights ago it was down... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 29, 2011

Nanowrimo? No.

A year ago in August I was up to my eyebrows in ideas, plots, character design, etc. for my NaNoWriMo adventure in November. I was chomping at the bit for the 30-day writing marathon. And I wrote the 50K words, got the "winner" badge from Chris Baty of the Office of Letters and Light as a reward. At... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Writers Digest email newsletters

Sometimes the WD "newsletters" are sales pitches for their webinars on how to -- and sometimes they are valuable little gems, lessons for writers looking for a market. Nothing like having someone pay you for your work to make you feel necessary in this world. Today's was in the jewel of great price... Sign in to see full entry.

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The difference between faith and knowledge

A few Sundays back, Pastor Willis did a sermon on the difference between faith and knowledge. He decided to use the tried-and-true method of example and story-telling to make his point to the faithful gathered in the pews. "You see Mr. and Mrs. Jones there in the front pew? And there are their... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 27, 2011

The Jerry Springer Show -- Facebook style

My ex-husband's three nieces -- all in their 30s and 40s -- carry on regular cat fights on Facebook. It's the only way they can pull hair and scream at one another, since they live in three different states. It's embarrassing to share a family name with them. I'm trying to decide what to do about it... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 26, 2011

Dennis the Menace and Maddie

The kid's real name is Ethan, a big buster of a three-year-old bundle of macho energy. He's got a winning grin, is fascinated by the mechanics of things, and very well coordinated for his age. His five-year-old sister Madelyn is petite, girly and displays early signs of having her mother's... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, September 25, 2011

For whom the bell tolls -- A Mundane day.

I was on a "quick" trip to pick up a prescription at our local Walgreens. Took the empty back to the counter where the front desk girl was on the phone with someone who apparently had an endless list of buts for her to contend with. As I waited a couple other customers lined up behind me. She was... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, September 24, 2011

We were not the Cleavers...

Nobody ever accused me or Fang of being anything like Ward and June -- those two paragons of parenting. There was always too much to do, too little time, too many demands by our darling adorable little Cleavers. (I use the term "darling adorable" in lieu of rowdy and unpredictable.) There was always... Sign in to see full entry.

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