Miaella's Little Black Book.

it on here. What I really need is my friend Jin right now. Usually whenever I'm angry or sad about something, she hugs me to her slender form. This is an Asian girl who lives on carrots and smells like fresh air. We'd bundle up in coats and scarfs and commute to this Arabian coffee shop for tea.... Sign in to see full entry.

in a while. Sometimes when life is boring, dull, predictable...etc. I like to go out and have fun. Do a little dancing, harmless flirting, singing....whatever. Tonight I feel like that. Life is just too short to be wasting it at home night after freakin night. What am I fifty? Goodnight everybody!... Sign in to see full entry.

Dear Aliens, Yes, I know you guys are unusually cruel. Yes, I know you guys are plotting how to kill us all and take over our planet. However, I'm writing you to inform you that you left one of "your own" behind. Yes, my mother. She's been looking up at the sky quite often. I look to see what she's... Sign in to see full entry.

In the first grade to my teacher while batting my eye lashes. "Why Miss, a teacher like you." In the second grade, "A Pink Lady." In the third grade while battling a bully that stole my lunch everyday. "The strongest woman in the world!" In the sixth grade, "Marco's wife. Mia Hill. Introducing Mrs.... Sign in to see full entry.

She thinks it won't be long now...a year or two...and she wants a grandchild from me. She's like a freakin broken record, and no matter what other song I play, hers is the loudest on the record player. "I want to see you married. I want a gandchild from you!" She's crying as she says this. She's... Sign in to see full entry.

1. Sponges - With all those holes, how does it hold so much water? 2. Black Holes - If light can't escape, than why is it called Black? Wouldn't it be very well lit? 3. Caves - Why is the hole just on one side? 4. Donuts - What a waste of food. Why do you need to see out of your donut? Or is the... Sign in to see full entry.

What can I say? I was a late bloomer. I learned: 1. If you call a boy your boyfriend he will never talk to you again as long as you live. 2. If you pass love notes in class, they will be narrated by the teacher. 3. If you want someone to pay attention to you, pee in your pants. 4. If you have to... Sign in to see full entry.

When did Hollywood decide "Big Heads" were in? When did Hollywood decide to mix "big heads" and "little heads" together? Who does the casting? I need to know. "Hey you little head, how about he swallows your face with his nose? Which side is your good side, doesn't matter, because all the audience... Sign in to see full entry.

Haha....that's one big rock eh? Sign in to see full entry.

I can do borders and black and white.....so cool....now I don't have to look like a tool when I take pictures of myself on my cellphone.LOL! I'm so excited!!!!! I'm giddy. And it only took me a year to realize...hmpphf! Sign in to see full entry.