Miaella's Little Black Book.

So I went to the beach with Riel and Cam. I happened to wear a bikini I had since I was seventeen. I haven't gotten that much bigger, but my body isn't exactly seventeen anymore....haha. Well Cam is clinging to me because she's scared of Jelly Fish and because she can't swim. The water is murky, so... Sign in to see full entry.

Ten examples: Thong underwear (Dental floss for your crack!) Earrings (Purposely adding holes to our bodies so we can stick more things in it.) Tampons (Bad when they go in wrong or turbo jet out of ya!) Crotchless underwear. (Yet another hole we have to fill.) Men's pee-pees. (Err...yeah) Dildos... Sign in to see full entry.

*Somedays I get so sad, I wish for big strong arms to hold me and soothing voice to say, "Take your anger, pain, and hurt out on me, I'm strong enough to handle it." I've yet to find those arms. Most of the time when you are in pain and hurting, people tend to turn deaf ears or change the subject.... Sign in to see full entry.

Heard on the radio: "Peaches" Everyone from the Steve Miller band to The Presidents have sang about them. Overheard at lunch: "Going to hurt you with my pistol woman!" A pistol, huh? At least men like to think so... Overhead in bars everywhere: "Want my cherry?" Usually followed by a lot of... Sign in to see full entry.

Men like to be touched. Whether it be a gentle stroke of a hand on their face, or a naughty hand looking for Kangaroo Jack down under, that tactile contact says to them you care. The problem? I don't know a lot of women that show they care by touching. In fact, a lot of the women I know buy gifts or... Sign in to see full entry.

I really hope that's a metaphor for something else like: Your roots are starting to show. The garbage needs taking out. The bathroom needs cleaning. She wasn't very happy with me when she found out I actually had sex. In fact (and this could be my imagination) she no longer sits on my bed, doesn't... Sign in to see full entry.

God obsessed literary bits Good old long blurb Giggle often like babes Getting over lean boys Giving o' love bedside Gabbing oaths like b*tching Goal our lazy blotting Going outside low blowing Can you think of some to add? Sign in to see full entry.

And most importantly why does super glue catch on fire the moment it touches clothing? Every time I look in my pockets for spare change, I find lint. I don't stick tissues or paper in my pocket, so where does the lint come from, the dryer? If so why do we need lint filters, when we can just put a... Sign in to see full entry.

Humor falls in the no.1 spot for what I look for in a significant other and also my closest friends. To "laugh away the pains of the day and to press forward with joy" seems to be my daily mantra. I feed it to as many people as I can...because in most cases I find people are starving for... Sign in to see full entry.

Okay so it was one of those up and down weekends. On Friday, I started out the day in tears. I wanted so bad to visit my brother, sit with him in those white rockers on his front porch, drink a cold beer, and laugh about our childhood. The one thing I'll never forget - his laugh. It was such a deep... Sign in to see full entry.