My Mom Says She Wants The Aliens To Come For Her! This Message is for them.
Dear Aliens, Yes, I know you guys are unusually cruel. Yes, I know you guys are plotting how to kill us all and take over our planet. However, I'm writing you to inform you that you left one of "your own" behind. Yes, my mother. She's been looking up at the sky quite often. I look to see what she's... Sign in to see full entry.