Everything I learned about love I learned in the third grade!
What can I say? I was a late bloomer. I learned: 1. If you call a boy your boyfriend he will never talk to you again as long as you live. 2. If you pass love notes in class, they will be narrated by the teacher. 3. If you want someone to pay attention to you, pee in your pants. 4. If you have to... Sign in to see full entry.