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Saturday, September 24, 2005

How About These Cliches - Do you know the real cliche?

Beauty is in the Eyeholder. Ant in Her Shoe. The Worst Thing Since Burnt Toast. The Dog's Bark Don't Make a Mountain Out of a Ant farm Every Dog Has It's Fleas He's Feeding His Oats Not For All the Bicycles in China Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 23, 2005

Brad Pitt Who....Give Me Adam Sandler

Recently I dated a guy who looked like and could imitate Adam Sandler...of course that guy was "the Jerk" I wrote about in posts back in June & July. He wasn't the best looking guy in the world, but he had an awesome personality. I watched, "The Longest Yard" last night and thought to myself - I... Sign in to see full entry.

"All I want is to be loved."

Gosh I don't know how many times I hear women say that. Women are simple. They want to love and be loved. But men are more complicated than that. Some men if you sleep with them, they lose interest in you. Some men if you don't sleep with them they lose interest in you. Some men leave because you... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 22, 2005

Why Am I Always Trying to Get Laid By a Girl?

And why do I always fail? Haha...I'm addicted to Sim games....especially the Simgirl dating.... These are games for guys to get their jollies off...yet here I play them....lol... No...I'm not into women...I just like to see what men are up too. They got all the cool toys, unless you count vibrating... Sign in to see full entry.

Desperate for a Man or a Woman? Here's What You Do!

Buy an outfit in the style of the kind of person you would like to meet, lay it on your bed beside you at night, hold hands with the sleeve. Write a list of all the qualities you are looking for, pray on it, and keep the list under your pillow at night. Conjure up a love potion. Sleep with a frozen... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

If You Hear the Words, "I Am Commitment Phobic" Run!

There is no such thing! You hear the term thrown around, usually from people in relationships that don't want to commit. Either because they are selfish and don't really have the time necessary to develop a deep seeded healthy relationship, or they never had one, or they don't like you enough! Ouch!... Sign in to see full entry.

This Dreamer Needs To Flush Her Dreams Down The Toilet!

Flush. Flush. When I was Eighteen, I decided to hold on to my virginity. I wanted to be with one man my whole life. When I was Nineteen, I walked the runway looking for talent scouts and agents. When I was Twenty, I designed and sewed the dress I was going to wear to the Oscars. When I was... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

I Just Realized I Didn't Protect My Brother Like I Promised Him I Would!

My beautiful baby brother who trusted me without a doubt. I failed him. I let him die. Where was his Angel de la Guardia? Since we were children, I always watched his back. It was my duty to keep him safe. I guarded him, protected him, and shielded him with my love and guidance. He was the most... Sign in to see full entry.

There are a few things I don't get about guys....

and it's not why they bite their toe nails with their teeth... or how they can shower with no soap and without a washcloth. Some mysterious aren't meant to be solved. Believe me I've seen it all...lol. This is something I didn't notice until I started having sex. Men will buy you flowers and candy,... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 19, 2005

I Saw the Two of You Kissing From the Window That One Night ! ! !

My reply, "You did?" Cam kind of giggles. "It had to be a while ago," I say. "Yup," Cam says grinning from ear to ear. "Why didn't you tell me?" She shrugs. "I forgot. Guess it wasn't important." "Hmmm...but you haven't seen us kiss since then?" "Nope. You didn't like kissing him remember?" Omigosh.... Sign in to see full entry.

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