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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Kids have an answer for everything! ..........................

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 25, 2007

ok, here's some more - Enjoy!...........................

A Loving Husband: A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Don’t ya just love Blondes? My sister, Offy, is a blonde ............

I love you, Offy A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Dust

Remember...a layer of dust protects the wood beneath it. (or) Dust is God's protective covering for fine furniture. Dusting A house becomes a home when you can write “I love you" on the furniture. AMEN!! And my house is sure a home!! I can't tell you how many countless hours that I have spent... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

How do you feel about parrot jokes? If you like'em, here's a couple.....

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of ill repute and... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Joketime Again.....here goes..........

Smart Woman When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said," Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde." "Now we have a nice house, nice... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Yup, that's what moms are made of....................................

To those who are moms and to those who have moms... Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Ok, Friends, Here's Some New Ones.....................................

An elderly couple in their 80's were about to get married. She said: I want to keep my house. He said: That's fine with me. She said: And I want to keep my Cadillac. He said: That's fine with me. She said: And I want to have sex 6 times a week. He said: That's fine with me; put me down for Fridays.... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 6, 2007

Monday Morning Specials - Enjoy'em...............................

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. "That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?" "Yes," his young son answered. "We can... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 4, 2007

Aha! This Explains Some Things :)

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0... Sign in to see full entry.

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