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Monday, September 17, 2007

Offy Update II

I have just talked to the nurse taking care of Offy. They have removed the balloon pump and her heart is holding its own. They had just taken the tubes out of her lungs and she is breathing on her own. He told me that they had done a sonogram which the cardiologist will read in the morning. Sally... Sign in to see full entry.

Offy Update

I've just talked to the nurse taking care of Offy. He reports that Offy has had a pretty significant heart attack and that she is very sick. He told me that last night they inserted two stints in her arteries and put in a balloon pump to help her heart work better. She is on a ventilator and he says... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

It looks like Offy has had a heart attack...........

Hi, everybody, I've just gotten a call indicating Sally is, at the moment, having a heart catheterization at a local hospital where she lives. I have talked to R and he told me that they were watching the Cowboy's game and she told him she was going to the bathroom for an aspirin, then she told him... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Letter from distraught wife................................

Dear Bill: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Yooper Airlines (A bit of morning humor - enjoy!).................

From Wisconsin but only 10 miles from being a "Yooper" We Are Pleased To Announce Yooper Air Is Now Operating In Minnysota. Also Serving Visconsin, Illyinoise, Nort And Sout Dakota. If you are travelin soon, consider Yooper Air, da no-frills airline. You're all in da same boat on Yooper Air, where... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Disorder in the American Courts........................

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS:... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 1, 2007

Funny Things to Think About..........................................

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos:!..You could be a winner! No purchase... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 26, 2007

To start your morning.....................................

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they could not graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

A very proper lady............................

A very proper lady began planning a week's camping vacation for her and her Baptist Church group. She wrote to a campground for reservations. She wanted to make sure that the campground was fully equipped and modern, but couldn't bring herself to write the word "toilet" in her letter. So, she... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

How about a little laughter?..........................

The nerve. Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old?" Well... you'll love this one! I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I... Sign in to see full entry.

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