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Sunday, July 15, 2007

"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"

Is it funny? Or perhaps really sad that it's so true! By the time you read through this, you will understand, "TENJOOBERRYMUDS"... In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Can You Answer This Riddle?..............................

Here is a pretty neat little thing from Paul Harvey. See if you can guess the riddle at the end. Paul Harvey Writes: We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse. For my grandchildren, I'd like better. I'd really like for them to know about hand me down clothes and... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Daddy Sleeps Naked.....................................

"Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy. "It ain't my fault," Miss Crabtree. "You can blame this on my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is Daddy sleeps naked!" Now Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years. So she asked little Sammy what he meant by... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, July 7, 2007

International Pun Contest...................

It is said that the ability to make and understand puns is the highest level of language development. The ability to make puns that don't make ordinary people shudder transcends the language skills of even the most adept. Here then, are the 10 first place winners in the International Pun Contest: A... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Never LIE..............

One night four MBA students were boozing till late night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day, In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt. They then went up to the dean and said that they had... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 2, 2007

Duck Hunting In Alabama.................

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Alabama. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Twenty Nine Lines To Make You Smile.................

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Jokes, Jokes, Jokes..................

Hi, everybody! I'm not officially home until Wednesday, just out of the hospital for a few hours. I've missed all of you and look forward to being home shortly. Till next time, hope you enjoy the jokes. Ole' folks, you gotta love them! An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 4, 2007

Laugh A Little Every Day.................

I posted this on TAPS blog today in her comments section. It seemed to fit so well. I'm posting it here in case you missed it over there................ source unknown LAUGH A LITTLE EVERY DAY.... SPECIAL POEM FOR SENIOR CITIZENS!! A row of bottles on my shelf Caused me to analyze myself. One yellow... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 31, 2007

One A Day.................

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools they sometimes take... Sign in to see full entry.

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