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Marvelous, MaggieMae, simply marvelous!! Little grains of truth shining
through the laughs. Your return to health and blogging most wonderful indeed, dear Friend.
posted by
Katray2
on July 3, 2007 at 10:59 AM
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Hey, sweet MaggieMae!
Gooda Morning!
posted by
jacentaOld
on July 3, 2007 at 3:38 AM
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MaggieMae
Just wanted to stop by to tell you hello before I leave for work. I hope all is going well for you and that you are still feeling good. Keep getting stronger, sweet MaggieMae.
Have a happy day.
posted by
jacentaOld
on July 2, 2007 at 10:08 AM
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Good morning Sissy..Yes I woke with a headache today..I highly recommend you read Corbin Dallas's post...it is amazing!
posted by
Offy
on July 2, 2007 at 6:35 AM
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Hey Good Morning Maggie...how are you today? Hey I just saw the title
of your new blog...."Wake up Maggie" I love it..makes me want to put on some Rod Stewart tunes! If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on Baby...oops wrong song! LOL 
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on July 2, 2007 at 6:34 AM
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Hi, A and B.....
Thanks for stopping by.
posted by
MaggieMae
on July 1, 2007 at 5:24 PM
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Re: Good morning Sissy
I'd say, you really overslept!
posted by
MaggieMae
on July 1, 2007 at 5:22 PM
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posted by
A-and-B
on July 1, 2007 at 3:42 PM
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Good morning Sissy
The sleepy head is finally up!
posted by
Offy
on July 1, 2007 at 6:01 AM
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Re: Re: MaggieMae
ok,
jacenta, see ya around. Love you, sweetie.
posted by
MaggieMae
on July 1, 2007 at 4:42 AM
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Gypsysue, thank you for reading.........
I'm so happy you enjoyed yourself. Please come again.
posted by
MaggieMae
on July 1, 2007 at 4:18 AM
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I love these
Thanks for a great laugh....I love stuff like this.
posted by
Problem_Girl
on July 1, 2007 at 3:51 AM
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Re: Wow,,,,simply amazing...
Thank you,
Irish3. I'm happy you enjoyed it. Please don't be disappointed if I tell you that I didn't write it. It came to me from a friend. I just wanted to share it with everybody.
posted by
MaggieMae
on July 1, 2007 at 3:29 AM
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Re: These are your best yet. A smile in each one.
Thank you, scriber. I'm glad they made you smile.
posted by
MaggieMae
on July 1, 2007 at 3:26 AM
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Thank you, A and B............
posted by
MaggieMae
on July 1, 2007 at 3:25 AM
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Re: Thanks, OTA.................:
Hi, OTA, good Sunday morning.
It's nice to meet you, I've seen you around Blogit, and thank you for reading and commenting.
posted by
MaggieMae
on July 1, 2007 at 3:22 AM
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Re: MaggieMae
Hi sweet MaggieMae. I am glad you are doing good. You know I don't like you to be sick. How wonderful your breathing has improved significantly and I know you will be careful and not over exert yourself. I'm glad your hubby is there to help you with all you need. Just take extra good care of you! Love from your friend, Jacenta.
ps. Yes, Maggie. Hubby and I are on the cycle a lot! He really, really loves to travel, that way. He is as careful as can be of course, cuz he doesn't want either of us hurt. There are risks in most things we do. Right? I'm sorry you still wear the scar from a cycle when you were a child. It must have been traumatic for you.
Catch ya later.........................
posted by
jacentaOld
on June 30, 2007 at 8:59 PM
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Gem studded lines.
posted by
circuit
on June 30, 2007 at 8:59 PM
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Wow,,,,simply amazing...
great job, great thoughts, so inventive and hilariously honest and true I loved it
posted by
Irish3
on June 30, 2007 at 6:51 PM
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These are your best yet. A smile in each one.
posted by
scriber
on June 30, 2007 at 4:27 PM
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You're very special too!
posted by
A-and-B
on June 30, 2007 at 4:20 PM
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Thanks, OTA.................:
posted by
MaggieMae
on June 30, 2007 at 4:02 PM
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Re: hehehe take away the "the" in the other comment I left...
Hi,
Madam. I've been thinking about you and all the problems London is having with terrorists. I do hope you are safe and away from there. . God bless.
posted by
MaggieMae
on June 30, 2007 at 3:53 PM
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These are great! ~Peace, OTA
posted by
Blue_feathers
on June 30, 2007 at 2:55 PM
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hehehe take away the "the" in the other comment I left...
posted by
_Symphony_
on June 30, 2007 at 11:30 AM
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HEHEHE I liked the those - thanks for sharing
posted by
_Symphony_
on June 30, 2007 at 11:29 AM
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Re: Maggie I done it again lost me marbles and called you proc
Ahhh, Kabu, you were just distracted, that's all. hahaha
I haven't talked to you in a long time. I hope you are well and thank you for stopping by. I'm glad to see you.
posted by
MaggieMae
on June 30, 2007 at 11:04 AM
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Re: Good morning Sissy
Keep them skunks up there - I don't want them! lol
posted by
MaggieMae
on June 30, 2007 at 11:01 AM
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Re: MaggieMae
And your posts make me smile. I love them!
Well, jacenta, I'm really getting along well. The doc does still have me on Prednisone and that's messing with my Sugar - making it go up. So, yesterday he gave me Insulin and that fixed that. I'm so glad my hubby can give me the shots. I haven't learned to do that and hopefully, after the Prednisone is over, I won't have to. My breathing has improved significantly (unless I exert). I'm doing good.
And, how about you - riding the bikes a lot, are you? I never wanted to do that. I got hit by a motorcycle as a child and never wanted to go near one. I do have a big, big scar to show for it. I'm glad you are having fun on them though.
Good to talk to you, sweet girl, and you take care. Love, MM
posted by
MaggieMae
on June 30, 2007 at 10:59 AM
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Maggie I done it again lost me marbles and called you proc
yep....you definitely had me in mind with this post. What a dipsy Duh!
posted by
Kabu
on June 30, 2007 at 5:21 AM
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Proc dear sister across the ditch.....were you writing about me here? LOL
posted by
Kabu
on June 30, 2007 at 5:18 AM
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Good morning Sissy
The skunks were busy in my neighborhood last night! Tinky round here today!
posted by
Offy
on June 30, 2007 at 3:44 AM
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Re: MaggieMae
Thank you, jacenta. If I made you smile, that makes my day. It's good to see you here, sweetie. I love the hearts and I love you. Hope you have a good day.
posted by
MaggieMae
on June 30, 2007 at 3:12 AM
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Re: Hi Maggie, honey it's so good to have you back.
Hello, proc. Thank you for the hearts and the lovely greeting.
I hope you have gotten some rest and some quiet time away from all the stress. You have to do that, you know. It appears you lead a very stressful life and you're such a sweet lady - I hope you're taking care.
posted by
MaggieMae
on June 30, 2007 at 3:09 AM
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MaggieMae
Welcome back, sweet MaggieMae. Yup, you made me smile.
posted by
jacentaOld
on June 29, 2007 at 9:38 PM
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Hi Maggie, honey it's so good to have you back.
posted by
proc
on June 29, 2007 at 5:09 PM
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Re: No matter how I'm feeling you always cheer me right up!
Well, Ciel, that's a great compliment. Thank you very much. I try to post things that will cheer people up. Sometimes I need cheering up myself. lol
Thank you for coming over and reading - I'm happy you are here.
posted by
MaggieMae
on June 29, 2007 at 4:23 PM
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Re: Good Morning Maggie,
Hey,
Nautikos, how are you? I'm glad you had a good time reading and I'm glad to see you here. Thank you.
posted by
MaggieMae
on June 29, 2007 at 4:20 PM
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No matter how I'm feeling you always cheer me right up!
Thanks for the pages and pages of cheer!
posted by
Ciel
on June 29, 2007 at 9:34 AM
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Good Morning Maggie,
Hahaha, these are fabulous one-liners! Worth memorizing! And I'm glad you're feeling well!
posted by
Nautikos
on June 29, 2007 at 5:15 AM
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Re: Maggie
Good morning to you, Sally. Somehow I knew you would go for that second one. hahaha
I think whoever made these up had a very clever mind, don't you?
posted by
MaggieMae
on June 29, 2007 at 4:56 AM
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Re: Maggie
hahaha
Whysper. Peace be to you, too! You're a funny man.
posted by
MaggieMae
on June 29, 2007 at 4:50 AM
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Re: MaggieMae
Well, sweet Wiley, you know that I'm happy to be back home and well enough to sit here and talk to everybody. I gotta be so I can keep you straight. hahaha
I'm glad you enjoyed reading these and hope you're taking care. God bless.
posted by
MaggieMae
on June 29, 2007 at 4:47 AM
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Maggie
Good morning Sissy...hahaha...some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them..these are all funny but I really like that one and "God must like stupid people because he made so many" he-he...
posted by
Offy
on June 29, 2007 at 4:45 AM
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Re: Im not insane,some parts are just missing lol. I love them all especially
Yes,
dear lady proc, it certainly is - I thought about that when I posted them. hahahaha
Are you really such a procrastinator? I wonder.
posted by
MaggieMae
on June 29, 2007 at 4:43 AM
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Re: Great sayings containing profound and meaningul thoughts .
Yes,
afzal, you are so right. Glad you enjoyed them.
posted by
MaggieMae
on June 29, 2007 at 4:39 AM
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Re: Hahaha these were wonderful Maggie. I especially like the "Stupid" jokes...
RckyMtn, you are just soooooo baaaaaaad! hahahaha
posted by
MaggieMae
on June 29, 2007 at 4:37 AM
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Maggie
Great to see you're back, your front ain't so bad either.
Peace to you
posted by
Whysper
on June 29, 2007 at 4:31 AM
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MaggieMae
Oh and I appreciate you my friend and love having you back, my fav tonight;
"6.. You're just jealous because the voices
only talk to me"
Scary I do identify with that from years past.....................lol
posted by
WileyJohn
on June 28, 2007 at 8:46 PM
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Im not insane,some parts are just missing lol. I love them all especially
18 as that is my motto for living. ha ha. MaggieMae, these may sound like jokes (and they are really hilariously funny) but they carry profound truths. 'full many a true word is spoken in jest "love Helen
posted by
proc
on June 28, 2007 at 7:33 PM
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Great sayings containing profound and meaningul thoughts .
posted by
afzal50
on June 28, 2007 at 5:54 PM
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Hahaha these were wonderful Maggie. I especially like the "Stupid" jokes...
how about these.......
- Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!
- Too bad stupidity isn't painful
Oh and since I'm such a bad girl I'll add one of my favorites....I sent it as a Christmas card to my very closest friends....here goes Maggie........get ready...brace yourself..........
- Jesus Loves you...Everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on June 28, 2007 at 3:25 PM
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Thank you, A and B..........
How are you doing? I see you are able to give us more of your time and I'm glad for that. I think you are special.
posted by
MaggieMae
on June 28, 2007 at 3:24 PM
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A good collection. :)
posted by
A-and-B
on June 28, 2007 at 3:10 PM
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