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GOOD TO SEE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE. WHEN I MOVED BACK TO NY IN '93, I RARELY STOPPED IN TO MY APARTMENT-I WAS "AMERICA'S GUEST", AND I PUT PEARL JAMS' SONG '"ALIVE" ON MY ANSWERING MACHINE BECAUSE THAT WAS ALWAYS PEOPLE'S FIRST QUESTION AFTER THE LONG BEEP ON MY MACHINE .
posted by
HEARMENOW
on October 13, 2006 at 9:57 PM
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Soooo, in summation:
Yes, I
am still alive.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on October 9, 2006 at 4:08 PM
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madame
please stop playing around!!! are you okay? I miss you terribly m' luv!!!!
posted by
mysteria
on October 5, 2006 at 11:38 PM
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M.I.A.
HEY ITS BEEN LIKE ELEVEN DAYS SINCE YOU'VE WRITTEN--WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?
posted by
HEARMENOW
on October 3, 2006 at 5:25 AM
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Hi, mademoiselle,
I hope you're doing okay. Looking forward to reading you again, soon. :)
posted by
BlackPearl1
on October 2, 2006 at 5:06 PM
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hi mad - hope all's well in the city of brotherly love. thinking of you.
posted by
fourcats
on October 2, 2006 at 9:46 AM
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posted by
A-and-B
on October 1, 2006 at 7:56 PM
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Hmm....
.... that ill feeling might be orally injected pregnancy. Congratulations.
posted by
markng
on September 30, 2006 at 6:08 AM
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posted by
A-and-B
on September 27, 2006 at 3:47 PM
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The bit about the fortune cookie and the poison control center was great.
posted by
Dandell
on September 26, 2006 at 7:07 AM
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Done with all clams?
posted by
A-and-B
on September 26, 2006 at 5:26 AM
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Laughter does the body good.
posted by
charice
on September 25, 2006 at 5:49 PM
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ooooh, get well soon....least you still have your sense of humour.
Whenever I am ill....I turn into a irritable bitch......actually I don't have to be ill........
posted by
_Symphony_
on September 25, 2006 at 6:13 AM
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Hope you are feeling better!
Stay away from bad clams and cheap Chinese restaurants.
posted by
Whacky
on September 24, 2006 at 12:29 AM
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Ha Ha!!
Mrs Tanga
posted by
Tanga
on September 23, 2006 at 12:17 PM
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hi madame...i hope you are okay, you always make me smile : ) see?
posted by
mysteria
on September 23, 2006 at 11:34 AM
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Are you OK......no relapse, I hope??
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on September 22, 2006 at 3:21 PM
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How are you now?
posted by
A-and-B
on September 22, 2006 at 2:38 PM
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I make no promises, .Dave.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 22, 2006 at 6:50 AM
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This Monday, not a week Monday.
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on September 22, 2006 at 6:48 AM
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I will, .Dave. ...
On Monday.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 22, 2006 at 6:44 AM
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Stop being shellfish and go back to school
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on September 22, 2006 at 6:32 AM
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Thank you, Mason.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 22, 2006 at 6:31 AM
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I appreciate that, Passion.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 22, 2006 at 6:31 AM
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I don't see anything else in the photo, fourcats ...
Just my father pouring out of the sides of the building, and descending upon an unsuspecting populace.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 22, 2006 at 6:30 AM
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I wasn't impugning all chinese food, bandana.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 22, 2006 at 6:28 AM
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However did you guess, Talion?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 22, 2006 at 6:27 AM
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Great, Ann ...
Now, I'm going to have nightmares about that thing creeping into my room at night.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 22, 2006 at 6:27 AM
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posted by
MasonGarrett
on September 22, 2006 at 1:14 AM
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I'm sorry about your dad...it seems like the Irwin funeral
Brought back some bad memories.
posted by
Passionflower
on September 21, 2006 at 7:19 PM
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what or who is that next to your dad? it looks like it has a tail.
posted by
fourcats
on September 21, 2006 at 6:13 PM
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Hey, don't blame it on the Chinese food!
It was obvious that you felt sick because you were
doing homework.
posted by
bandanafish
on September 21, 2006 at 5:13 PM
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Mademoiselle
This guy looks familiar. Did your father have red wavy hair and a weakness for green and black striped t-shirts?
posted by
Talion
on September 21, 2006 at 2:26 PM
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He's watching over you. I hope you'll get well soon.
Congrats, you've won a prize even on your sick bed.
(A)
posted by
A-and-B
on September 21, 2006 at 2:10 PM
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Who'd you meet, Azur?
Feathersword?
Or Dipsy?
At any rate, I thought Irwin's daughter was remarkably composed.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 21, 2006 at 1:43 PM
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err.. Irwins, clearly I've been watching too much kids TV
posted by
Azur
on September 21, 2006 at 1:42 PM
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Eh oh
Well I did meet him too but only briefly. I did like that the Irwin's had a different kind of service.
posted by
Azur
on September 21, 2006 at 1:41 PM
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Well, at least I'm glad it wasn't Captain Feathersword, Azur.
Still, I would have much preferred a Teletubby. Particularly Dipsy.
"Eh oh! Croc Hunter go bye bye! Bumpa dump, bumpa dump."
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 21, 2006 at 1:34 PM
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Thank you very much, Tanga.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 21, 2006 at 1:31 PM
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A pity that
the girl you don't care for didn't get the clams.
We are unlikely in our time to see another memorial service led by the blue Wiggle or any Wiggle, He is a nice guy. We talked over a bowl of confectionary once.
posted by
Azur
on September 21, 2006 at 1:19 PM
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You are so funny
posted by
Tanga
on September 21, 2006 at 1:11 PM
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You are so funny
posted by
Tanga
on September 21, 2006 at 1:11 PM
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From now on, TAPS-, I'm subsisting solely on Gogurt.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 21, 2006 at 10:46 AM
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Mademoiselle, New Chinese restaurants and vending machines are vying for victims these days. Fix your meals (and snacks) at home where you can opt for canned spinach and recognizable ingredients.
posted by
TAPS.
on September 21, 2006 at 10:36 AM
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No way, Corbin!
In fact, we no longer even feed leafy greens to our crickets, grasshoppers, nightcrawlers, beetles, etc. (so as not to poison my pets secondhand).
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 21, 2006 at 10:35 AM
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You didn't have anything with spinach in it, too???
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on September 21, 2006 at 10:29 AM
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FYI:
Anyone who can correctly identify the true identity of my "father", forever earns my (quasi-)respect.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 21, 2006 at 10:19 AM
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Oh, sorry, SuccessWarrior ...
Keep in mind, I'm (
very) heavily medicated
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 21, 2006 at 10:17 AM
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Never a good idea to buy anything mayonnaise-based from a vending machine, mikea.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 21, 2006 at 10:17 AM
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Tek is my black lab who tries to pretend he's not amused by your posts
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on September 21, 2006 at 10:11 AM
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New Chinese restaurant
You do live life on the wild side. That is up there with the guy who got the egg salad out of the sandwich machine at work.
Hope you feel better
posted by
mikea18
on September 21, 2006 at 10:11 AM
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Editor's note:
The picture of my father is,
obviously, a thumbnail. Click on it for a better view.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 21, 2006 at 9:48 AM
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Thanks, SuccessWarrior ...
My aunt had a really funny line about my "sickly nature". I won't repeat it here, though, because I want to steal it for a later post.
P.S. Tek?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on September 21, 2006 at 9:47 AM
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I hope you pull through
and the give you internet access in the ICU.
Your blogs brighten the day. Though Tek still seems to be playing it way too cool. It's got to be a facade.
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on September 21, 2006 at 9:41 AM
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