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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

The Coconut of Damocles

Well, so some guy named Damocles was tricked into sitting under a sword that was hanging by a hair while he had dinner. Now people run around using it in '' Memorable Quotes '' so they can look like they know something. They put themselves under the sword just so they can look like smarties.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, November 3, 2006

Try to be More Offensive

Offensiveness is one of the handiest tools I have found. When you behave in an offensive fashion, you accomplish two very important things. First, you offend those who haven't bothered to listen to what it is that you are trying to say. That is an advantage because they are people with whom you do... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, September 2, 2006

It's a Good Day to Blog

Remember the saying from Little Big Man that sounded like the title to this post? That's why I put it there. Now that I think about it, maybe the metaphor goes a lot farther than I originally imagined. Drops of rain hit me in the face, awakening me. Now I have started Blogging. That doesn't make any... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 7, 2006

Let's Make Things Easier

I was just thinking about the year designation to which everyone in the data (pronounced doodoo) world has gone. Let's evaluate carefully: The whole reason that people started using only the year digits instead of the entire century designation was to shorten crap up. Instead of 1916 you could just... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 4, 2006

I Love Porcupines

Did you ever see an angry porcupine? Porkies are really cute little critters. Now I want to drive up to pine tree country and take a picture of one. When a porcupine is just walking along, he looks like a cute little piggy kind of thing with long hair. But when you come along and piss one off, the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, July 29, 2006

What WAS I Thinking?

I don't know why I named this blog ''Today's Thought.'' What was I thinking? I don't have a thought every day, and the date of the last entry is living proof thereof. The thing was done ten days ago. So, did I take a ten day break from thinking? The fact of the matter is simply that my thinking has... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 18, 2006

A Challenge to Religious Thought

Remember how all of the kids got so upset when they found out that there was no Santa Clause? Remember how upset all of the adults got when they heard a rumor that God was dead? Did you ever wonder about how stupid it was that everyone got so excited about all of that brouhaha? If you have a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 10, 2006

Where is Outer Space?

I keep wondering about the answer to the question asked in the title of this post. That's why it's the title. Is the moon in outer space? The sun? Jupiter? Mars? Pluto? Well, Pluto is a dog that somebody who knows Mickey Mouse has seen. Is he Mickey's dog? I can't remember for sure, but I think so.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, July 6, 2006

Looking for Good Advice?

Everyone goes around looking for good advice. I don't know why--they never take it. Usually they're just looking for someone with whom they can argue. Want some good advice? Don't look for advice. When someone offers it, don't listen. They never have a clue what your problem is, and they tell you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, June 25, 2006

What Happened to My List?

I had a whole list of things that I was going to blahg about tonight, but someone stole it out of the car this afternoon while I was in the auto parts store waiting for the wrong radiator cap for my poor car. I feel really sorry for my poor car. This time of year the temperature gets to about... Sign in to see full entry.

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This blog has a new name that will express what kind of junk you will run into here. You don't have to read it if it irritates you in any way. I am leaving it in the Journal category because it won't agree with me on where it should live. I might change that later, but for now, here it is.

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