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((mysteria))
Actually, I'm kind of selfish. I make you feel glad because when I do you say something that makes me feel glad that I made you glad. It's an old trick that I learned from some cats and dogs. It works pretty well on people, but some of them are too suspicious.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on July 19, 2006 at 2:21 AM
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Jack_Flash
You made me into a rocket! I am flying super sonic over your very complimentary comment!
!!!
posted by
mysteria
on July 18, 2006 at 4:31 AM
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>(((mysteria)))>
You always have something nice to say. I expecially liked the solipsism. That made me excited about you all over again. I don't know how I can always let you do a thing like that to myself, but you always make it so fun! Are you me? Are you a magician?
posted by
Jack_Flash
on July 17, 2006 at 12:45 AM
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Jack_Flash
All things great and small are in my imagination. Everything is my own personal holographic classroom. I even invented solipsism before I was born. So outer space is everything that isn't me. It is an illusion.
posted by
mysteria
on July 12, 2006 at 10:40 AM
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Dave,
That is what I have heard about inner space and outer space and where they are, but my Buddhist Master told me ''Don't think that way, you foolish nitwit. You will trip on your shoelaces, fall, and get your face stuck in your rice bowl. Everyone will laugh at you.''
Although he may be right, I have not had the courage to disregard his agitated admonition. 
posted by
Jack_Flash
on July 11, 2006 at 3:09 AM
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Jack, inner space is inside your head and outer space is everything the
other side of your skull. But other people's inner space is in your outer space, and their outer space contains your inner space. This means that neither inner nor outer space really exist.
And neither do parking spaces.
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on July 11, 2006 at 2:41 AM
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Moon,
Inner space and outer space are the same thing. When you look at outer space, then jump around and look at it from the other side, it becomes inner space. Inner space and outer space, believe it or not, occupy the same space at the same time. People are generally unaware of that because scientists have been habitually saying that ''two things can't be in the same place at the same time.'' That concept is simply untrue. What made scientists foolish enough to think that such thinking was valid when seen from another frame of reference? You can't just pass rules of thought processes and consider them to be true because you happen to be a ''scientist.'' What's the matter with such people? Have they no common sense at all?
Many think that Minnie is a bit crazy. Why? Well, listen to her talk. By the sound of her voice it is easy to tell that she isn't a Minnie. For further proof, look at her shoes. They look like oversized speedboats. How can she even wear those things without falling into them? The fact of the matter is, supported by such easily observed evidence, that she is a Molly.
I had a cat named Minnie. I also have one named Molly. Although they seem quite alike, they are quite different. You will have to settle on only my word for that, but believe me, I know of that of which I speak.
Thank you for allowing me to expand on this subject.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on July 10, 2006 at 10:09 PM
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Thought provoking for sure - however, my question is "Where is inner space?" I'd like to hear your thoughts on that. As for Pluto, when you write to Disney, would you please settle the age old question once and for all: "Is Minnie Mouse just a little crazy or is she really f*cking Goofy?" 
posted by
syzygy
on July 10, 2006 at 7:37 PM
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Jack, great idea! let me know what you find out!
posted by
shelly_b
on July 10, 2006 at 6:22 PM
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Shelly,
Now you have me wondering about it more. Maybe I should send an email to Disney studios and ask for some details on the matter.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on July 10, 2006 at 6:17 PM
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Jack, LOL, I've always wondered about that too...maybe cousins?? LOL
posted by
shelly_b
on July 10, 2006 at 6:04 PM
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Shelly,
Pluto is sure one of my favorites. The only thing that I wonder about is whether he's related in some way to Goofy. They both look a lot alike, but Pluto seems to be a little smarter. And he doesn't wear a bunch of goofy looking clothes.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on July 10, 2006 at 5:58 PM
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LOL, to Pluto!
posted by
shelly_b
on July 10, 2006 at 5:42 PM
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